Sunday, December 25, 2016

Merry christmas coals for you!

well it's actually just rocks but whatever.
I may have mentioned this before but I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS! I got a headset and some movies and ff15 and some boardgames and I made everyone happy by giving them presents that I carefully picked out for them!
Like, I lifted them up carefully, packaged them carefully but I chose and bought them with reckless abandon because who wants to think about what to get someone amirite?!
No seriously though, I love thinking up a good present, it's never not a fun thing to do.


Sunday, December 18, 2016

The best laid plans

of mice and men
So I just checked our youtube and I found out why people don't just STRAIGHT UP call their videos porn, which philip, the idiot party in our comic and youtube endeavours, has done with our recwent grow home episode. It attracts spam.
On the positive side of things, it's one of our most commented on videos....


P.S.: It's youtube 101 you moron!

Sunday, December 11, 2016

You can't lick your own elbow

Last guardian team ico and shadow of the colossus rant.
So I spent the last few hours listening to the 69th episode of the roundtable podcast because that podcast is great and the people that make it are even greater. They talked about the last guardian and it was remarkable how close their assesment of that game was similar to my opinion of shadow of the colossus, I think it's been documented before that I thought that shadow of the colossus was an overhyped clunky mess of a game that fell victim to it's controlls. So apperently the last guardian lags and the bird dog...chimera beast that is your pall during it doesn't respond well to your inputs and often doesn't do what you wanted it to do, in my experience with shadow of the colossus there was one particular moment that soured me on the game and that was a giant boss with a sword that started out on a stone plate. So I juke the guy around and my first idea is instantly:"well he probably has to hit the stoneplate on the ground and then he gets stunned and I can climb him, right?" It didn't work.
I tried it several times and ultimately fiddled around for some odd hours just madly making a dash for it, trying to climb him, trying to use the environment and all sorts of things until ULTIMATELY I succumbed to the aloure of youtube walkthroughs just straight up telling me what to do. You know what I had to do? make him hit the stone plate.
The games physics didn't recognise his hits right so I was stuck thinking I was doing the wrong thing. Thusly I hated the game.
It's funny to me that this same exact phenomenon now rears it's ugly head in a team Ico game again, I am saddened of course because the last guardian was another one of those holy grail games for a lot of people but that's how it goes with most of these long development time games, they tend to dissapoint.


P.S.: Another one of those weeks where I IMPLORE YOU to watch our let's plays. Today's episode has another one of my favourite stories in it, it's well worth the watch.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Greg's Halloween costume is amazing

I'm slightly sick right now and when I say slightly I mean my head is feeling like an anvil that is repeteadly being hit by a hammer and not by a wimp like Philip, by like a real man, like me.


Sunday, November 27, 2016


Gillman the man who has gills.
So Pokemon arrived in the mail on friday ONE WEEK after it released in america. Seriously, screw you for that america! Clearly this is a fault of your nation as a whole and nothing else!

To be honest though I do wonder WHY it released a week later, I saw someone in and from america play the game on stream and they had the same language selection as us which is the only real logical argument I can find for postponing a game. I've heard someone say it's because europeans get their paychecks monthly while americans get them every two weeks, can someone confirm that? It sounds weird to me, not just that that'd be a reason to postpone a game or rather to layer the release but also the fact that americans get two paychecks a month, how bad can you people be at keeping your bankaccount in check?!


P.S.: Why do I always have to antagonize everyone?

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Vlad tepes a.k.a. Count Dracula a.k.a. lord funnycapes

Dracula dead and loving it.
Me and Philip we have one big thing in common and that is the fact that we don't like promoting ourselves too much, we're semioutgoing guys but we can't shamelessly promote and or plug stuff.
Today we break that pattern, today we break the mold! Seriously, go watch our newest youtube video over on  the upcomming series Animal Inspector and after it grow home and Naut are some of the funniest episodes we've done yet(in our own humble opinions of course).


Sunday, November 13, 2016

Frankenstein's monster's dope ass cousin

Donald Trump is the 45th president of the United States of America.
I watched Doctor Strange this week and it was really fucking good. As a DC fanboy it almost made me mad HOW good Doctor Strange was, like, seriously, it's the Green Lantern movie I've always wanted.
In other news I bought a shitton of boardgames recently and I can't fucking stop buying more of them! Right now I'm in the process of buying another one, it's not like I don't have the money but I'd like not spending it ALL on boardgames and a lot of the games I've bought I haven't even played yet!

Anything else happen this week? can't really think of anything important that happened in the last week.


Sunday, November 6, 2016

Our Month of Halloween starts now!

Stay tuned for our month of christmas in may.
So I thought of and saw the toiletpaper mummy version of me and I thought hot diggity damn now I really wanna see our characters in classic movie monster costumes so for the entire month of november(and I think some of december) Stay tuned for cool costumes and nice little horror movie references.


Sunday, October 30, 2016

We just sorta forgot

I never realised how easy it can be to make a costume. Unless you're too precious to be a toilet paper mummy.
Halloween isn't a big deal in Germany, it has gotten bigger in the past decade but people still don't really celebrate it that much. To my surprise when I invited a bunch of people over yesterday to play some boardgames, people wanted to dress up though so now I have a picture of me looking like ned flanders which....I guess that's a good thing? I shaved the mustache off again today and being completely cleanshaven is weird for me these days but having the mustache looked so...odd....not neccessarily bad just kind of off, like an elseqorld version of myself.


Sunday, October 23, 2016

The amish and their clothing

The [insert demon name] demon/devil has claimed another soul.
This is the second one of these that I came up with and I'm always so proud of them. Bad puns hurt you when you're on the receiving end but when you come up with them it's like birthing your first child, looking into those little eyes and hearing it laugh for the first time and the laugh breaks everyones hearts and souls because it's so painful to listen there. I either lost the metaphor there or gave birth to the antichrist in it...


Sunday, October 16, 2016

How not to fire people

Also try these new job...thing....i don't have a pun, you're fired jeff.
There's always things I like to revisit, characters, arcs, sometimes even little details in comics that I didn't initially plan on expanding but eventually seem to expand upon because of an epiphany. These two guys I'd love to keep around because for some reason an office environment is comedic gold. Unless you work in it in which case it's a reason to jump out a window....I think, I have never actually worked in an office.


Sunday, October 9, 2016

surprise handlebar

So it's the world championship of League of Legends currently and the team I'm rooting for is playing right as I'm writing this soooooo....


Sunday, October 2, 2016

Not quite the full experience

Quality time spent together.
It may or may not be painfully obvious but I have never actually ordered a coffee in a coffee shop. I don't enjoy coffee much, I'm more of a hot cocoa type.


Sunday, September 25, 2016


For Alißon.
Why is there even a blogger app for the phone when it doesnt work anyways?! I tried uploading from there yesterday and forgot to change it back to a normal upload so today I come back to the comic and it didnt really do anything, it uploaded a broken image, why is there even an app If I can't even upload a simple comic?!


Sunday, September 18, 2016

Introductions and big plans.

Hans Olo Handlebar, leader of the mustache uprising and mean person who makes kids stay up too long.
It's really hard for me to write a comment about this comic without giving away things for future comics but jesus christ sometimes I wonder if philip's brain even has anything to do with drawing the comics or if his eyes are directly conected to his hands.


addendum: I had copied the text in a line wrong as it seems which is why the comic has the mistake I'm talking about. very annoying.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

The return of the one true villain

Hans Olo Handlebar second baddest motherfucker in the UAC Universe(coining that phrase now).
Hans Olo Handlebar is back with a vengeance.
I don't quite know yet.
Or do I?


Sunday, August 28, 2016


Beepers may be a bad idea but what about discoballs? I bet those are comming back.
It's incredibly hot in germany right now and when I say incredibly all I mean is unusual, honestly, it's a pretty credible temperature if you ask me.
I'm sorry, I'm rambling, I can't sleep with an open window because the outside is loud but in this weather I cant sleep with a closed window either because its hot as shit so my body just decided not to sleep at all.


Sunday, August 21, 2016

The cunning of demons

Am I the only one who thinks that the papercut demon looks like lucifer with a mask?
Demons are always a fun thing to write about, its such a weird concept that theres unseen burning threats somewhere that only indirectly influence your lives. Look at it this way, there's a guy with a horde of demons and probably some fire based powers and how does he interact with the human world? He creates push up bras, thongs and drugs.


Sunday, August 14, 2016

A topical no mans sky comic

Elite Dangerous deserves it's name when you are not so elite!
?! Nah, Philip just has been obsessed with Elite Dangerous recently and he came up with a comic for it, I shot him down but he worked on it and made it easier to understand and considerably funnier in my opinion so I told him to have at it!
About No mans sky? We honestly don't have any opinions on it, personally I was hyped for it up to a point but then when it didn't come out at that point I didn't care anymore, now that it's out the reaction to it has baffled me. It was obvious from the getgo what kind of game it would be, the fact that the online doesnt work(or didnt work, i dont know whether or not they fixed it) isn't much of a surprise to me because it was a smaller project to begin with and the response by people wouldve been overwhelming even for a bigger studio, but the fact that people are letdown by a game that pretty much 100% delivered on its promises surprises me.
They advertised it as an exploratory space game, what did you expect it to be? It looks like it does what it promises well which in a technical sense warrants the price point but as a consumer you dont wanna pay that much for what it delivers to you, it's a weird thing really, the work put in to this game is easily worth 60€ but the fun I'd get out of it is not worth 60 bucks so as an entertainment product it falls flat and fails. It's a game that needed to happen but a game that nobody needs to have, weird how these things pan out but the best of luck to the developers who made an amazing looking game based off off an amazing idea, this is the kind of game that brings the gaming industry forward and luckily it furthers theseguys' careers because it presold so many units.


Sunday, August 7, 2016

Early ads and the falloff of no mans sky hype

The international (big dota tournament, basically the world championship) is the worst offender for this!
Since the comic takes the place of the text today I thought why not tell a joke down here? So here goes: The general public doesn't think that every superhero movie has to be "funny and witty" like a marvel movie.

Yeah, I'm not gonna laugh about that one either.


Sunday, July 31, 2016

The promises we make shall not be broken

Bound by the blood of others.
There is nothing to add, we have made a promise, the both of us shall honor it.
Well okay there is stuff to add I guess, so I bingewatched the new season of bojack horseman and my reaction I liked it, don't get me wrong, but there was a bunch of modern day bullshit, one terrible writing decision and a whole bunch of: oh you expect this to happen in any other sitcom? WELL WE'LL DO THE OPPOSITE. Which gets predictable real fast.
Also, this is not a new storyline or anything, if you are an avid reader of our comic you know what this is, it is a pact that has been made and that shall be upheld.


Sunday, July 24, 2016

Hit and run smash app hit

Ooooh there's a kangaskhan in this dark and unobserved alleyway, better get mugged!
I really think I should be some sort of inventor, the things I have come up with for the party of awesome have been outstanding in my own, very humble, opinion.
There is a fatal flaw in my method of writing that has reared it's ugly head once again.
I leave space for interpretation, I keep the stage directions to less than minimum for several reasons
1. I think that the pictures I see in my mind while writing are the ones that my words will project into other people's brains, I always miscalculate the jumbled mess that philip calls his brain.
2. I'm lazy.
3. when I write it's more of a state of mind thing, i follow the characters around rather than telling them what to do.
Sadly, each and every time i let go of the reins too much philip forces my hand by calling the comic something offensive or, as in this one, hiding a little tiny line to summon a demon from the sixth circle of hell.


P.S.:Wait, no, just offensive name in this one, I misjudged.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Louis did it so im not to blame

I really didnt wanna do a pokemon go themed comic but now louis went and did it for his guest spot so its not my fault! This also kind of ruins how i neatly tied up the storyline but oh well, take all of louis' comics with a grain of salt please.


Sunday, July 10, 2016

Louis first soul harvest

Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stabstab stabstabstab.
So when I wrote this comic I instantly thought of John Coffey, y'know? The guy from Green Mile? Someone who was imposing and who looked like he did it but also someone who seems nice in a weird way. I only say this because recently, Philip has taken everything to be the start of a personal crusade against pc culture, while I agree with some of his sentiments I think he might take things too far and in order to protect myself from his whims I thought I would clarify how I came up with todays comic.


P.S.: Keep staring at that last panel for a while.

Sunday, July 3, 2016

When death comes a knockin'

In the ghetto.
I wonder where he's hiding all those weapons he's talking about.


Sunday, June 26, 2016

Legally a priest and a doctor in 10 countries

Now with 100% more office chair.
I don't know if I'm giving away too much information here by saying that my old email address was on yahoo and that I'm still using that one for this comic, but the point of me saying this is that I can talk a little about yahoo which I'm pretty certain has become a virus infested cesspool of evil. I wonder which of us is gonna get infected first, Philip, who, by all accounts, should very much not be the first but is getting mailed emails from my account so has the disadvantage of outcomming data from yahoo or me who is constantly accessing said cesspool, only time will tell.


Sunday, June 19, 2016

The party of awesome: rebirtheningI

I accidentally a whole cult.
I used to think about going into politics. I love arguing and it's probably one of my best abilities, I can switch between actual logical reasoning and hitting where it hurts at the exact time where it is needed  but then I saw where politics are headed and how much most politicians betray their own ethics that I didn't look into it any more. Same thing with journalism really.

So I've been rewatching scrubs this entire weekend and it is still one of the best damn shows every made. It hits all of the notes so well. Tonight though I won't be able to watch it well into the morning because I'm a wrestling fan and tonight is money in the baaaaaank! So hype.
I hope Aj Styles beats Cena's ass and that Dean Ambrose wins money in the bank and is succesful with his cashin and that Seth Rollins beats Roman Reigns and that we all get candy in the end but sadly wrestling usually goes the other way, WWE is that one 90 year old neighbour who is still stuck in the time right after world war 2 where people had nothing and so they gave out good advice for Halloween and a job offer without pay for christmas. The experience of working is all the pay you need.


Sunday, June 12, 2016

The holiday rule

It's national go fuck yourself day on the island of my dick.
I sometimes wonder how my own brain works, how the fuck did I come up with the holiday rule? And on the same note how did I come up with the brilliant idea of naming an island my dick? I am amazing.
It's always weird to write these texts because I always teeter between that awesome lyrical subject that knows everything and is the best at all the things at the same time and the real me who is just second to said lyrical subject, for you guys it is the difference between pleasures beyond your wildest imaginations and this.
you should now change your pants.


Sunday, June 5, 2016

Paperwork and people that like green skittles

Off to hell we go!
So we had a small panel at hannover comiccon, if you could call it a panel and it was a blast! It wasn't as much about connecting with new fans as it was about getting to know some other comic artists but in that regard it was just great, the second day being much better for that than the first. People seemed to genuinely seem interested in our stuff, dreams and aspirations. Next time we will advertise our appearance more, so look forward to this, we WILL do this again.


Sunday, May 29, 2016

I've been to hell and back, back to hell…and back.

*ominous background music playing while I scratch my balls* SPOOKY
Hannover Comic-con is this week on the fourth and fifth and we will be there! Well I say we but the support still hasn't answered my constant pleas for a second card...pray for me my friends, to whatever deity you may believe or not believe in.

Also, Philip's birthday was yesterday and he has become older than time itself! Anyone who reminds me that I am a few months older than him shall rot in hell.


Sunday, May 22, 2016

To become death itself and Philip's birthday

Don't stop, BELIEVING!
So it's 100% definetely official now that we are going to attend the Hannover comic con from the 4th to the 5th of June. This is quite the momentous occasion for us, we're taking this very seriously so if you visit us on our booth, which we'll give the address to once we know it,  you will have to have a very serious look on your face or we won't talk to you.


Sunday, May 15, 2016

Beating a dead Trump horse with a dead Ted Cruz stick

Racist Golem's, definetely a thing now.
Wait that title could be misconstrued as a threat, it is not, I was merely trying to evoke the old saying beating a dead horse with a stick because there's so many Ted Cruz and even more Donald Trump jokes out there. In case this explanation is not enough for you, I am currently in germany and don't even have the money to fly to america, I am no threat to anyone- wait who are you guys? what's happening?! The anti pc police?!?!?!?!



P.S.: Seriously though, people have voted and will vote for a man who has called for the building of a second berlin wall...not in berlin though.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

True zen and fart jokes

"As a writer of any media you have made it if you can write a funny fart joke." -William shakes spear
It's mother's day today. That's all I have to say about that.
I started watching newsroom again because,well, why did I pick that up again? I think I had some youtube recommendation regarding the series and then just decided to watch it again and it's still great.
Speaking of youtube, did you know that we have our very own youtube channel? Of course you did because you religiously follow everything we do on the internet and have subsequently subscribed to our channel, watched and liked every single video that we've ever put up and tatooed my face over your face because let's FACE it I have always been and will always be more handsome than any of you clowns. Unless Zachary Quinto or Henry Cavill read this, in which case it's an amicable tie.
I hope it's amicable at least.


Sunday, May 1, 2016

In honor of Prince, David Bowie, Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley

In memory of Prince, Elvis, Bowie and Jackson, some of the greatest musical minds in recent memory and in history alike.
My father was and is a giant Prince fan, personally I never quite liked his voice but could appreciate what he was able to do and did for music and I appreciated the way my father loved the man. I know that he was a genius and much more than that I knew that he wasn't one of those people where you went: oh yeah of course that guy died. It was a genuine shock to me that he had died and an emotional hit, maybe even moreso than when I had heard of Bowie and Jackson dying but I don't think you can quantify the shock of someone's death really. But when I had heard of his death I just thought back at how many amazing, talented people this year had already ripped from us and I just knew that I had to make a comic about some of them.


Sunday, April 24, 2016

Proctology and rectal exams

Whistle when it gets uncomfortable.*whistles* I can't hear you over how deep I am inside your asshole!
I am afraid of my own mind sometimes, one such time was when I came up with todays comic for some inexplicable reason. In my own defense, I was probably just thinking of fisting when I concocted this comic...wait that's a terrible defense isn't it?
Soooooo uh...rainbows right? Nope still terrible....I should just shut up rather than keep talking and digging my own grave.


Sunday, April 17, 2016

Hide yo kids hide yo wife HIDE YOSELF

For a renovated house his room looks to be in a shit state.
Few things in existance are scarier than Philip and Louis with a weapon, I remember back in our schooldays sitting next to each other Louis had this terrible habit of taking a pair of scissors and spinning them around the entire period and it always scared the shit out of me.
I don't really have many other things to talk about, i had this interesting parallel to racism in a philosophy class recently where the wrong lesson to take out of things seems correct because it is logical, you know the whole foreigners come into our country and things get shitty thing, terrible logic, they often come into your country BECAUSE things are shitty on a global scale and most of the time it has no effect on you but it seems to because from A follows B but when A is wrong who cares what it's conclusion is? Explaining the parallel in detail would just bore you though so I'll leave it at this.


Sunday, April 10, 2016


Every once in a while a game comes along that just grabs Philip and me by the balls and doesn't let go until our friends and family have attempted several interventions. Enter the Gungeon is one such game, with it's crisp animations, cute artstyle, easy to learn hard to master gameplay and just the right amount of gunpowder it's one of those steam games that I would encourage everyone to check out for themselves. Philip usually consumes these games themselves, I often circumvent the need for playing them by watching IMMENSE amounts of let's plays of said game.
Speaking of let's play's here's our youtubechannel!: link.


Sunday, April 3, 2016

The world's finest

Pieces of manmeat.
I've heard a lot of people cry scream and moan about a certain scene in Superman V Batman and I wanna adress that, it'll be my last thing considering that movie I promise!
So here goes:
There's this long setup where Batman is basically just viewing Superman as this big alien beast that the world can't trust because it is different, clearly nothing that would happen in a real world with people from other countries I assure you, but Superman has a problem with Batman's modus opperandi, his manner of conducting business, his blatantly torturing criminals and putting fear in their hearts. This is supposed to be the setup for their inevitable confrontation but many people fail to realise that it really WAS the setup the entire movie through. Somewhere along the way Lex Luthor kidnaps Supermans mother and tells him that in order to save her he must kill Batman, this does not change the fact that Superman would've fought Batman that exact night REGARDLESS, because Batman put the Batsign up again after Superman had told him that if he ever did that he would come after him. The reason the two superheroes fight IS NOT Lex Luthor, it is their clash of ideologies, the only thing Lex is there for is to give Superman a legit reason to KILL Batman, he is not there to force him to fight!
Alright, argumentation done, now for something else, yes this comic only exists because I thought of the two puns: world's finest pieces of manmeat and Batman Superman Doubleteam Dildo.
If one of the two exists in real life I would like to own said dildo and proudly display it in a trophy case.


P.S.: Actually strike that last part, I don't see how a doubleteam dildo could be something for a man, I'll have my two seperate sextoys.

P.P.S.:My THREE seperate sex toys, they ARE the trinity after all.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Batman V Superman review or why I like Zack Snyder

The red capes are comming.
So we watched Batman v Superman on friday and we had differing opinions on it just like literally all of the internetz has.

Let's start with the bad things, Jesse Eisenberg is NOT Lex Luthor in this movie and that is both a fact in the movie but it is also glareingly obvious for people watching, his performance has almost nothing in common with the character we know from the comics, yes I know it's supposed to be his son in the movie too but the weird twitchiness was really offputting for Philip, I was okay with it, thought it was fun but ultimately didn't really care about it. What I just said about the character Lex Luthor not being the one from the comics? Yeah that's a common theme throughout this movie, Superman isn't quite Superman, Batman isn't quite Batman but if you ignore that fact I think there's a really decent adaptation here. The main point for why I really enjoyed this movie, Philip was indifferent to it and others may hate it is that I really enjoy Zack Snyders style of filmmaking, if he does it intentionally or not I'll never know but there are a TON of small little nods and details that explain the supposed "plotholes" of this movie, an example for that is A monologue at the end of the movie that hints at the fact that the dreamsequences in the movie might be caused by Darkseid and that Alex Luthor also had these dreams, slowly turning him mad while Batman stayed relatively sane. I've heard ideas about this movie sowing the seeds for an injustice movie which I personally don't disagree with but have an alternate take on, I think that they will do The Return of Superman with the four different Superman imposters(?) and one of THOSE is the evil Superman we saw in the trailers, not an injustice storyline, both possibilities are possible and plausible, mine maybe even less plausible but ultimately I think more good guy superman would be a better idea in future DC movies.


Phil's opinion:

Deniz and I didn't really talk about the movie like we usually do afterwards. Thus I feel like writing a bit about my two cents on Bats v Sups. First of all - Batfleck was probably my favorite part in the whole movie. So much in fact that I've watched Gone Girl because a) I haven't seen it and it's supposedly good and b) it has Ben Affleck in it. But I digress. While I am not jizz-in-my-pants-the-movie-was-so-good-it-made-me-literally-retarded-hyped like I was after Mad Max: Fury Road, I did genuinely enjoy the film. Even more so than Avengers (and probably every Marvel movie of the last few years, excluding Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy). So if the Devil would pin me down and make me watch Batman v Superman whilst pounding my sweet, sweet ass for all eternity...I uuhhh... I mean... uuuh... Hell wouldn't be that terrible. And that is coming from someone who doesn't like capeshit movies that much anymore.

Also please notice me Batfleck-senpai!

- Wake me up
- Wake me up inside
- I can't wake up
- Save me, P.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Alice's new job

It's an inside joke. If you don't get it you're not worthy
I think I stole the Skittles emporium thing from the simpsons or another tv show but they did it with m and m's. If someone knows where that's from please tell me, I've been thinking about it since I wrote this comic.
In other news, I still haven't watched more than the first episode of House of cards even though I used to be so hyped on the show the third season just took all of my hype from me I think. Daredevil though?! Still only watched the first episode but I might binge that shit real soon because that first episode of season 2 was fucking DOPE.


Sunday, March 13, 2016

Streetcorners and dogs

I'm oddly proud of our youtube ventures and adventures. I realise we don't have many views on the channel yet but what that comes down to is that we've never been marketing geniuses, I hope we can make up for that by my immense charm and Philip and Louis' immense...something.
I've been trying to make these texts longer because Philip told me he enjoys reading them, you know who else might enjoy reading them? EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER KNOWN EVEN JUST BY PASSING SO SPREAD THE WORD OF THIS AMAZING WEBCOMIC!!!111!1!

I apologize for that, it just sorta came out of me, sorry.


Sunday youtube upload here:

P.S.: I know I could put the link within a word but maybe a more direct approach makes more people click.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

I really don't wanna title this Goethe and nazi imagery

"Das also war des Pudels Kern!" - Vers 1323 / Faust
But I suppose that's what I just did. I am a huge fan of Goethe even though there are some questionable parts of the man and his Body of work, the Things that I had the pleasure to read were always great, Faust is still one of my favourite books of all time.
On another note, again this sunday there is a new Video on our YouTube channel, chronicling my s̶̶l̶̶o̶̶w̶̶ ̶̶d̶̶e̶̶c̶̶e̶̶n̶̶t̶̶ immediate plummet into madness. Check it out here.
Also, another reminder that we will NO LONGER upload on wednesdays.


Wednesday, March 2, 2016

We're taking our jobs back!

They're stealing our jobs!
No one took them from us, we were just being lazy but it's a nice sounding line.
I'm afraid I've got to be the bearer of sad News today, as of next week, there will be no more wednesday Comic updates anymore, instead we will go back to the once weekly Format we started with. Now I know that you're all heartbroken over this fact but Philip just doesn't currently have the time to draw the wednesday Comics anymore, HOWEVER the YouTube Uploads will stay twice a week, wednesdays and sundays so if you can't bear living without our one of a Kind Humor on wednesdays, never fear, go here. like comment and subscribe all our stuff there.

On a sidenote, I've got a new Laptop and I still have to get used to it, I have no idea how to get rid of the capitalization in the text yet which is why it has this weird form.


Sunday, February 28, 2016

For he's a jolly goodfella!

Consequences will never be the same

Hey there. It's me, Phil. Yes - that Phil.
You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us." You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys. Today we are celebrating the birthday of one those goodfellas. Deniz, you're really funny guy. I'm glad I got to know you. You are like a brother to me. All of those years you've grown on me. Each of those moments we discussed things. Every comic I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. But a memory I will be glad to remember.

...Twenty-three years. Don't they go by in a blink....


- Phil

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Back home after the paperwork is done

ROBERT ! You were always my favourite neighbour! Solely because I only had one neighbour.
So there's this guy I know and his father runs a huge company, he was slated to be the next in line and his business acumen is up there but his sister knew more about distribution and so the son was pushed aside, years later after the son built his own company and his dear sister was running the huge company in circles and in some people's opinion into the ground the son came back and told her that he still had a large amount of stock in his fathers company. So the father made the son a deal, if he can beat a professional fighter then he gets the flagship part of the company. Isn't professional wrestling fun? You come back after years and get the entire company if you beat a man in a fistfight without rules....


Sunday, February 21, 2016

Freddy Mercury and Hunter S Thompson, our idols

The Heathen Hotel might be a place I explore more in the future, I like cameos a lot.
I don't think there has ever been a year of my life without any newfound appreciation for Freddy Mercury, so much music has come and gone for me but Freddy Mercury was always a stable in my library. There is always a song I rediscover, a story I hear for the first time about the man Mercury and for the past ten years this also very much applies to Hunter S. Thompson.
Dick Cheney on the other hand is somewhat of an antithesis to me, he lies through his teeth whenever he talks whereas I tell the absolute unadulterated truth to everyone and thusly get all the votes. I'm like an intelligent version of Trump I suppose. And a better looking version. Faster, stronger, more charming...I suppose I'm nothing like Donald Trump, I'm my own superamazing being that made some great jokes in today's youtube let's play episode.Link


Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Douchebaggetry should be a word

Let's go to the hotel-a-heathen guhu- Actually, I hate the fucking Eag- wait one of them died...oh...
I only vaguely remember our recordingsessions for the let's play's on our youtube channel so I as well as you guys am watching these eagerly(I hope this is the case for you guys, also subscribe!) and honestly? I usually can't stand hearing or seeing myself on a screen but these let's plays are quite the treat in my opinion, I legit enjoy them.
So we are approaching our 450th comic has been quite the journey hasn't it? I can almost see the goal of world domination right there where the sun is setting.


Sunday, February 14, 2016

Having fun in Hell

Hell can totally be fun!
I caught up on It's always sunny in Philadelphia and this comic kind of stems from that, initially I was gonna make us use pitchforks on human pinatas someplace in hell but that was an It's always sunny joke I supposed so instead I went with this.
In other news, did you know that we have a youtube account? Yeah we totally do and we started uploading stuff there!


Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The gang becomes homeless

Seriously though, get the fuck out.
So I picked up the books we made and looked through some of the old comics, first of, NEVER GO BACK and secondly, jesus christ we've been doing this for a whiiiile now. I wasn't even 18 yet when we started making this comic and I had no neck, well, comic me didn't. I don't really know why I'm telling you this, you guys should totally go back read all of our old comics and give us more hits but I might never do that again.