Sunday, May 29, 2016

I've been to hell and back, back to hell…and back.

*ominous background music playing while I scratch my balls* SPOOKY
Hannover Comic-con is this week on the fourth and fifth and we will be there! Well I say we but the support still hasn't answered my constant pleas for a second card...pray for me my friends, to whatever deity you may believe or not believe in.

Also, Philip's birthday was yesterday and he has become older than time itself! Anyone who reminds me that I am a few months older than him shall rot in hell.


Sunday, May 22, 2016

To become death itself and Philip's birthday

Don't stop, BELIEVING!
So it's 100% definetely official now that we are going to attend the Hannover comic con from the 4th to the 5th of June. This is quite the momentous occasion for us, we're taking this very seriously so if you visit us on our booth, which we'll give the address to once we know it,  you will have to have a very serious look on your face or we won't talk to you.


Sunday, May 15, 2016

Beating a dead Trump horse with a dead Ted Cruz stick

Racist Golem's, definetely a thing now.
Wait that title could be misconstrued as a threat, it is not, I was merely trying to evoke the old saying beating a dead horse with a stick because there's so many Ted Cruz and even more Donald Trump jokes out there. In case this explanation is not enough for you, I am currently in germany and don't even have the money to fly to america, I am no threat to anyone- wait who are you guys? what's happening?! The anti pc police?!?!?!?!



P.S.: Seriously though, people have voted and will vote for a man who has called for the building of a second berlin wall...not in berlin though.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

True zen and fart jokes

"As a writer of any media you have made it if you can write a funny fart joke." -William shakes spear
It's mother's day today. That's all I have to say about that.
I started watching newsroom again because,well, why did I pick that up again? I think I had some youtube recommendation regarding the series and then just decided to watch it again and it's still great.
Speaking of youtube, did you know that we have our very own youtube channel? Of course you did because you religiously follow everything we do on the internet and have subsequently subscribed to our channel, watched and liked every single video that we've ever put up and tatooed my face over your face because let's FACE it I have always been and will always be more handsome than any of you clowns. Unless Zachary Quinto or Henry Cavill read this, in which case it's an amicable tie.
I hope it's amicable at least.


Sunday, May 1, 2016

In honor of Prince, David Bowie, Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley

In memory of Prince, Elvis, Bowie and Jackson, some of the greatest musical minds in recent memory and in history alike.
My father was and is a giant Prince fan, personally I never quite liked his voice but could appreciate what he was able to do and did for music and I appreciated the way my father loved the man. I know that he was a genius and much more than that I knew that he wasn't one of those people where you went: oh yeah of course that guy died. It was a genuine shock to me that he had died and an emotional hit, maybe even moreso than when I had heard of Bowie and Jackson dying but I don't think you can quantify the shock of someone's death really. But when I had heard of his death I just thought back at how many amazing, talented people this year had already ripped from us and I just knew that I had to make a comic about some of them.