Sunday, April 9, 2017

I'm in a glass case of emotions

No matter how sad I am - Anchorman will never cease to make me laugh.
We're on a short break. After seven years of drawing this comic I felt a tad bit exhausted.
We'll be back. Soon.

So long and thank you for everything
- Phil

Sunday, April 2, 2017

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

That title may trigger a chain reaction by which I get spammed with dialogue from the dark knight rises by both Philip and Louis but I can live with those consequences.
Wrestlemania is tonight and I couldn't be more meh about it. There is no big match I really care about and I'm very very afraid of someone getting seriously hurt, there's a lot of older people that have a mania match tonight, but I'm pretty sure I'll still watch some of it and the rest tomorrow after I wake up since the whole thing is probably gonna go a thousand hourse, deep into the night in the german timezone.


Sunday, March 26, 2017

With the advent of spring and seasons changing

There was a sale of Ratchet and Clank in the psn store recently, the remake of the first game, and goddamnit have I forgotten my childhood whimsy recently. I played through the game in about two days, ignoring the story since It's similar to the story of the first game and I didn't really care much but something about these collectathon shooters is just great to me. Might get out the ole ps3 and play the Ratchet and Clank games I've never gotten to soon.


Sunday, March 19, 2017

A speech on my dick

I've been informed that there is space in our budget for two more smaller islands...I might yet expend my dick with my balls.
Listen, I know you were all worried about my dick and the lack of info on it has been KILlING you but here's a few facts that you should've been aware of to begin with, I take great care of my dick and it damn well shows!
Seriously though I cannot stop smiling everytime I mention my dick, I'm a goddamned genius.

-adios,D, glorious emperor of the island nation of my dick.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

At least he's the right size to get in

My favourite quote from Tron 2:"I got in."
Does the joke in the title make sense when you look at panel 3? Of course not.
Does the joke in the title call Philip small? Of course it does.
You be the judge of what is more important to me...also, has philip always had these pronounced ears?


Sunday, March 5, 2017

Debilitating case of bonecancer

I don't know why this character can go fuck himself so hard there is no but I just came up with this series of comics out of the evil in my heart I guess.


Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Milkman Cometh

Fun Fact: We like to eat a candy that we call 'cancer'. It is the most artificial shit out there and will most likely give you cancer, but it tastes soooooo good.
Hey guys, Phil here. I was about to record some videos with Deniz when a literal flaming bald eagle came through his window and attacked him or something. It doesn't really matter though. What matters is that he is not here today.

But I am. And I can finally talk about some "controversial" opinions of mine. I do really, really believe that it is best to pour your Milk into the cereal bowl BEFORE you pour in the cereal. This way you get the best ratio of crispy flakes and soggy shit. Also the milk then isn't soiled by that sugary phlegm of hell. Come to think of it... I should replace the cereal with milk. This way I get to enjoy ONLY the things I like in a cereal. Milk and EVEN MORE MILK!

Lactose tolerant to the max,
- P

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Fair and even retaliation to racism

Haven't had a Greg centric comic in a while....oh boy we shouldn't have one in the near future.
I've been trying to get halfway decent at Street Fighter 5 so hard these past two weeks. I'm pretty sure I've failed miserably. As a Tekken player the timing on Street Fighter is so slightly different that it puts me off and the fact that I haven't actually played a fighting game since Injustice which is vastly different from both other games mentioned here didn't help either. But I'll keep at it!


Sunday, February 12, 2017

Valentines day, a day to celebrate your...friends?

Patrick Philip Dress. Why has my beard gotten so bushy?
This wasn't an actual exchange between Philip and me, it all happened in my head between me and another version of me. Both of which love Patrick but only one of which likes valentines day.


Sunday, February 5, 2017

Stickers and political satire

*clap clap clap clap*
So I bought Street Fighter 5 last week because I got into the youtube videos for that again and I can't wait for Tekken 7 to come out, so I thought SF5 would last me the while.
Fuck Street Fighter.
The timing in that game is so hard to get down man! Tekken feels so fluent for me, street fighter has(in my feeling, I might be wrong) so many different timings between inputs and the kind of inputs you have to put in feel so weird for someone who never spent much time in the arcade. It's weird and different and I don't like it and I'll play it until my hands fall of or I understand the damned game!


Sunday, January 29, 2017

Sometimes an apology is all that is needed

I was gonna do a rant about racism and ideology today, I had it all planned out in my head yesterday night but what does it truly matter? All it'll do is make people think I'm a racist asshole when in truth all I want is to correct people on their use of words.
Whatever I'll do it anyways, here goes:
Banning all muslims is not racism.
Banning all jews while slightly more arguable is not technically racism.
Is it morally wrong? Of fucking course, you shouldn't ban someone for a faith, usually you're born into that sort of thing and even if you're not, religion has spread so far and changed so much over the years and from person to person that one person can call themselves one thing even though their actions and thoughts are completely contrary to it, grandma only goes to church on christmas, if at all and weird uncle bob who has changed to hinduism loves his monday mcdonalds big mac.
My point is that a faith is not a race, racism is [mass noun] Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior: meaning that banning all people from a group of countries would be racist because you are assuming everyone from those countries is muslim, that's prejudice. But saying that banning all people from these countries means banning all muslims is equally as racist because you ALSO seem to assume that everyone from those countries is muslim.
Tl;dr: Trump isn't banning all muslims from entering the country, that choice of words is poor and prejudicial. What he's doing is in my opinion even as bad if not worse, but the wrong use of words here makes you look like an idiot to me.


Sunday, January 22, 2017

The greatest plan to never be planned

I will get you someway somehow even if I have to frame you for something you didn't do in the first place!
I haven't gotten back to FF15 yet, even though I've had time to do it. I've gotten old in a weird way, I still really like videogames but going for rounds of games is for some reason more appealing to me then playing for a long stretch of time in one round. It's so stupid because I KNOW I'll end up playing for the same or an even longer amount of time but I guess the rush of endorphines when I win or lose a round is more fulfilling then when it comes after short bursts than playing for hours on end and only after a few days getting the feeling of being * done*. I will play FF15 though this is a promise from me to me and I will get back to you with more conclusive information about the game!

Sunday, January 15, 2017

He has a very marketable face/everything

So I started playing Final Fantasy XV which was a christmas present that I only got around to now and it's very.....different. First off, I have not gotten far into it AT ALL but damn does it not feel final fantasy-i yet even though it totally does. The characters in how they are designed, how they sound, how they act and the fact that I chose the japanese voiceover version lead to a very FF experience but the gameplay is VASTLY different from any FF game I've ever played. At first I wanted to call it Kingdom hearts-esque but then that's just a half truth because while it does describe the way you handle your character to an extent it doesn't address the open world nature of the game and the weird desert western thing that's going on during the first segment so far.
All in all I would call Final Fantasy 15 the perfect game to show people who have in the past said they didn't like or at least stayed away from Final Fantasy for one reason or another.


Sunday, January 8, 2017

Back to our regularly scheduled program

Comming off of some one offs I REALLY almost forgot to upload this comic BUT I'm on time and that's all that ever mattered.
ecxept for videogames, movies, music and girls, all of those very much matter as well and some might matter more than being punctual on uploading a comic that like ten people a day watch.
You ten people are awesome though, keep it up.


Sunday, January 1, 2017

Happy new years comic everyone!

Now that we've had our new years eve parties we can all reflect on 2016 as a year of good wrestling, good tv shows and good....well...2016 was really nice as a wrestling fan, I can tell you that much!

I have big plans for 2017, I'm gonna grab the year of the rooster by that thing on it's head.
Hey, funnily enough, my chinese zodiac is rooster, BRING IT 2017!