Sunday, March 19, 2017

A speech on my dick

I've been informed that there is space in our budget for two more smaller islands...I might yet expend my dick with my balls.
Listen, I know you were all worried about my dick and the lack of info on it has been KILlING you but here's a few facts that you should've been aware of to begin with, I take great care of my dick and it damn well shows!
Seriously though I cannot stop smiling everytime I mention my dick, I'm a goddamned genius.

-adios,D, glorious emperor of the island nation of my dick.

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