Sunday, August 30, 2015

The munchkin parade

I was gonna do some clever jokes with the Munchkin parade song here but goddamnit I can't beat Othello brick road, that is GENIUS.


Ding Dong!
The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch?
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up, you sleepy head.
Rub your eyes
Get out of bed.
Also the Munchkins.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The three wisemen were technically wizards so this is weird

The tiniful wizard of Oz.
Buuuuut it is one of the best jokes I think I have ever come up with, I am so utterly proud of this pun that it's almost sad.
Comming out of a slump writing wise there is no better feeling than comming up with something like this.


Sunday, August 23, 2015

The three wise men were wizards themselves technically

The regional finals for League of legends are going on right as I watch this and I must say they were much more interesting than expected. The past months the european League championship was being DOMINATED by Fnatic, they didn't lose a single game but Origen (funnily enough mostly comprised of former Fnatic players) are giving them a run for their money.
Now if you don't care about that I could talk about todays comic ooooor I'll tell you about the other game that is on later alright....
So today's comic was part of a lenghthy epiphany I had yesterday evening and comming out of a small slump writing wise that is a terrific feeling to have.
Also True Detective season 2 was aight, hated the ending but it had some reaaaally good parts.


Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The star of not bethlehem

I believe that whatever is under that star should be crowned a king!
So there's this new Hearthstone expansion comming out soon and...well...bye.


Sunday, August 16, 2015

The star has a risen HALLELUJAH

The bell has rung for us! Not us all, just us because we are more important that you.
I can't i just....I'm sorry I should talk about the comic or the first few episodes of True Detective me and Philip watched recently but all that is on my mind right now is that FUCKING mosquito that kept me awake the past two days and fucked up my entire sleeping rhythm!
I hear some of my friends say: oh as if 4 am to 2 pm is a good rhythm. IT'S A RHYTHM THOUGH!


Wednesday, August 12, 2015

I have to work with these ideas!

And yet he's the one who gets all the praise.
I just... I don't... uuuuuugh.
So Sundays comic was just a joke, just an idea I had that was funny to me and not an actual jab at Philip, not an actual opinion being expressed through "sneaky" means but then he reads that comic and comes up with THIS comic and I just... I lose faith sometimes.
In humanity, in reality and in Philip.
I know it seems like I have no faith in Philip to begin with but I do I really truly do or at least I used to.

-Let go of all hope, D.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

When "art" comes to life

They also peed on the front lawn.
I'm not aggresively against the ideas of other people and most of all not aginst the ideas of my coworker and best friend of five years and more but sometimes you just don't wanna hear their opinions.
So let's get some crosspromotion up in here, if you've always wanted to know what Philip sounds like check out our good friend Phil Skimbosh's podcast(y thing) Icebreaker Podcast here.
I'm only slightly mad I wasn't invited considering that Phil never had direct contact with me.
I am the funnier of us two though!


Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Cheese, above all

They always say that you wouldn't wanna outlive your friends, my solution? Don't have any friends but be immortal!
You ever have that funny/cool thought while noone is around? This comic was one of those thoughts, I just thought to myself that no man should be immortal because it would be very deep emotional pain for everyone. I for one think I'd love being immortal.
And metal claws.
I'd be badass with metal claws.


Sunday, August 2, 2015

Hamburgers and their social acceptability

Fun fact: I'm currently sitting in a Hamburger restaurant.
I just noticed recently how people in utopian futures and even some distopian futures make fun of hamburgers as a concept and how people could ever have eaten them(since those stories take place in the future).
Bitch, we ain't gettin' rid of hamburgers in ANY future.