Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Death, clearly a preventable cause of death

I also have plans about the death of a nation and the death of a salesman, many salesmen even.
People of the world hear me speak! I am clearly an authority on...things so listen to ALL of the advice given in the next few comics (my address to the world).
And remember there is no such thing as a difference between author and character, every opinion stated in this comic by Deniz is clearly also my own true opinion.


Sunday, April 26, 2015

Decisions, mistakes and badassery

He isn't me, he was never me, what I shot was the version of myself I couldn't live with, shouldnt've tried to live with in the first place.
I know what you're all thinking, don't I always say that I try not to portray myself as too badass or as the centerpiece in the story? Well yes I used to but I had to make some drastic decisions when Philip decided to fuck me over in the ritual comic so I did and my decision was that I shouldn't hide my true colours, I've saved the world from a nuclear war before why not wear that fact proud on my chest?
In other news I watched the second Avengers movie, I'm not gonna spoil anything but it was... alright I guess? It had a bunch of problems for me, the most glaring being that it tried the whole balance between funny quips and seriousness that the ironman movies and the first Avengers movie are so well known for but in that process it managed to make Ultron look like the least menacing thing in the entire universe, he was just "the bad guy" who had his own funny quips as well, he should've just been the evil dark counterpart to the Avengers funny oneliners but instead the Avengers get their mix of emotions and so does he making him look much weaker than he did in the trailers, which were god damn amazing.

Spader's voice is still the best thing since caramel.


Wednesday, April 22, 2015

A legend dies ?

If you stare too long into the abyss the abyss stares back into you, that's why I tend to talk a lot and never listen.

I'm not gonna pretend that Philip and I had a terrible breakup because we didn't, I had plannes this for a while now, took me a while to write too, you'll see how it turns out.
Also Avengers opens in german cinema and I'm so goddamn excited about it!


Sunday, April 19, 2015

Hans banished into a realm beyond realms

Say ... that's a nice bike ...
The panels are a closeup of the space inbetween the panels...trippy ain't it?
I've been playing a bunch of Bloodborne lately and the game is sweet as hack if very difficult, I've ALSO started watching Netflix Daredevil and it is AMAZING. I've forced myself to watch episode upon episode of Flash thinking:" this is shit right? other people notice that this is shit right?" judging from the online reviews they didn't, I've also watched episode upon episode of Gotham thinking: "There's something here, but there is also so much untapped potential." said untapped potential is inside of Daredevil, it's the series Gotham should be for better or for worse. I could see people accusing Daredevil of being very Dark knight edgey and in the wake of that series of films but to be fair Daredevil IS  similar concept in it's hero dillemmas so I say it's fair game.


Wednesday, April 15, 2015

I'd call it the cone of pride cuz that star can't walk anymore

Starfuckers incorporated! He could clearly scratch beyond the cone of shame by the way, his arms are long enough.
It can't walk anymore because it's a star, I think those aren't sentient but even if they are in some weird native american kind of way they still couldn't walk because they don't have legs.
Anyways I wrote this comic because I thought it'd be funny to see a cone of shame around someones dick and it turns out that IS a funny picture.


Sunday, April 12, 2015

Starfuckers Incorporated

Once the rockets are up who cares where they cum...down. #Starfuckers
This is probably the furthest the comic has ever been away from reality, I have fucked stars before, I didn't need a plan I just went up to them and asked them if they wanted to see me naked and of course they did.

And the stars got burned baaaaaaaaad.


Wednesday, April 8, 2015

The bear will betray him

Betrayal H in every A corner now N even between S the panels.
Do you know that feeling when you go out day in day out at the same time and life just drags you down so much, the weight on your shoulder feels tangible and it slows you down each morning and each evening when you go and come from work/school/university? And then on the weekend you go out without that odd weariness and weight on your shoulders, without the dragging feeling all over your body.
The point of that overly poetic little overture is that we changed internet providers and my internet is much much MUCH faster now so I can play online again and even use my PS4 online without being the lagswitch himself.
What? Oh you thought I was ACTUALLY talking about how life wears me down? Fuck no, everything is going smooth as ever.


Sunday, April 5, 2015

Birds of an anti-simetic Golem feather

The anti-semitic Golem not to be confused with the non racist German, both oxymorons, only one of them with moronic views.
Writing in bulk is always a little weird on the one hand you get to think the entire thing through beforehand and that gives you the most coherent story but on the other hand it only allows you to view most situations from one possibly two vantage points so the entire experience is limited to what you feel and think at the particular point in time where you write the comic.
When I opened this window to post todays comic I admit that I had forgotten what it was even about because it's been a while since I wrote it and since Philip had drawn it, he is currently in Denmark trying to show them the one true way of the Party of Awesome so I really had no reason to think of the comic.
It's a funny one though, nice collaborative work between Philip and me.


Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Swear and orgasm jar, he's gonna need new pants

I have a private orgasm jar as well, it'll get my grandkids through college.
I'm not gonna do some silly april fool's joke here, I'm gonna talk about something else entirely, I've asked this before but now that a new month has rolled around, well, you see those buttons on the side? Twitter, Facebook and Topwebcomics are things that help us grow as a comic, I vote for our comic every day on topwebcomics, well I did until that comic that Philip made...I was a little angry, sad and not proud of the comic so I didn't do the stuff I used to do but I'll pick up the worktime again now that I have a goal infront of me.

Tl;dr: It would help us a bunch if you voted for us on topwebcomics, the other two follow links can be used too but we have no idea how kloutscore works yet, that's our next step.


P.S.: This takes place like a week after the last arc.