Sunday, May 31, 2015

Collecting souls

Why doesn't he have nipples?!
Rules can be a very difficult thing, I usually follow each and every rule that is presented to me, I am even the kind of guy to read the terms and conditions of EVERYTHING so it came as quite the shock to me when I was muted on certain websites, I thought I did everything according to rules but apperentely there were sidewite rules that I hadn't noticed, because I thought the subsite rules were the most important anyone know if being flagged for spam on reddit stays forever or how I can get rid of it? I really didn't mean to spam, I just hadn't found my nieche of subreddits yet but already wanted to promote our webcomic...I'm sorry.


Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Completely uneducated opinion of The Witcher 3

This is a complete lie, my pc bursts aflame when I try to play Minecraft.
Philip is fastly approaching manhood where his birthday is tomorrow AND he's currently finishing up his workeducation. With that said this is totally not a filler, it's absolutely a thing I had planned for weeks.....MONTHS EVEN....


Sunday, May 24, 2015

The Witcher 3 problem

If you modify the .ini files hard enough you MIGHT be able to play Witcher 3 on a log as well...
I got my computer for my 18th birthday and I am currently 22. Back when I was 18 my laptop already wasn't a gaming rig and it has most certainly not gotten better since then, now I don't actually want to play Witcher 3 that badly, it's not really my kind of game and I have never touched either of it's 2 predecessors (though I've dabbled in the boardgame) but it still hurts to see people post these elaborate water mazes that have the single function of cooling just one part of their computer while I'm sitting here burning my legs off when I rest my laptop on, ironically, my lap.
If I was that interested I'd get it for PS4 anyways since pc gamin-

-goodbye, the glorious pc master race...

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Ten outta ten

He should've built a machine that gets a woman for him or bares the children, it's more likely someone makes the gendermachine until Philip found a woman.
Mad Max was amazing have I mentioned that yet? I haven't done anything else the past week except just being sick so let me just reminisce a little more about it....god it was good.
This comic was mostly Philip's idea but it was initially stupid and now it's still stupid but less stupid....but still really stupid like any idea Philip has ever had, I just wanna remind you of cats in space [sexy dancing lobotomised pidgeon people] which was his proudest achievement idea wise, well he was proud of it, I still wanna punch him for that idea every time I see him.


Sunday, May 17, 2015

Mad Max Fury road crowd reactions

This is a completely true representation of actual life, I came, I saw, I came.
This movie was the best action movie I've EVER seen, it was sad how few people were in the cinema with us and I advise each and everyone of you to watch this movie, maybe even several times so that it gets a sequel and even if it doesn't get a sequel I just want Hollywood to know how beloved a good action movie can get.
Yes I do realise that the title is a little clickbaitey, 100% unintentional even though I noticed it.


Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The seventh son of the seventh son

Even as the first son I am a dissapointment to my family.
Game of thrones and that weird movie that no one cared about that came out recently made me come up with this one, and I know that the seventh son was actually said to have magical powers by some back then but the fact of the matter is that the first son got everything and everyone else got fuck all.


Sunday, May 10, 2015

Retcon: Philip pregnant by the devil, next up, sweet revenge on Louis

Philip, kissed by the devil, pregnant, do you really expect me to ruin this sheer beauty by putting a joke here?!
Some things are forgiven, some forgotten, but I never forgive, I never forget, you should expect me.
Somewhere around the next election I'll probably be there.


Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Party of Awesome : Staring into a darkened sun

They say if you stare deep enough into an asshole you have serious issues.
I am so immensely proud of this idea you wouldn't even believe it, I want it to look even more like an asshole in real life, basically an actual fotograph, if I ever do make these it may or may not be a foto of my own asshole.
Maybe of some hooker in a dingey alley but then it might be too loose and....alright I'll stop that train of thought right there.
I'm not really in a very creative mood right now so I dunno what to talk about here...the free psn games this month look good, I really enjoy race the sun, it has this meditative one more game mentality that I search for in my


Sunday, May 3, 2015

Party of Awesome : Ethnic cleansing of all xenomorphs, this took me a lot of bravery to type

The Xenomorph threat is real and only "My bumbersticker is better than yours and smug about it" bumperstickers can help get rid of it!
Being half one nationality and half another is great, I think I've talked about this before, if ever your one nationality is being morally repulsive you just say: well yeah I am much more the other group anyways! It is truly a godsend. So when you say this comic is too harsh for a german to have written it well I'm turkish, screw you, I can't even be a racist!
Well alright I could be and I am but I am equally racist towards any nationality and version of a human being, it's called being a dick and it's fun most of the time.


P.S.: I might get that bumpersticker thing printed, if not as a bumpersticker than at least as a smug shirt.