Philip doesn't know what Cunnilingus means

He called the comic Cunnilingus Planicus...I don't know if he noticed that that sounds like a sex act and not the roman version of a cunning plan. Anyone else looking forward to the Superman movie? Hm I feel like I forgot something...oh yeah SUCK IT XBONE.

-adios,D.

Snakes under a sink

This was Philips idea and I tollerate that because he'll have to draw a woman in the near future and I know how much that pains him in the arms. It's gonna be a blackhaired girl or maybe the plot twist is that its not a girl at all?!Hah! got you thinking didn't i?

-adios,D.

Googly eyes

I did not expect him to put anime eyes on my face...it looks pretty good doesn't it? I don't know...well I have a date infront of me so I'm happy! Not in real life of course because I am a miserable existance filled with agony and despair, buuuut in the comic that my heart goes into. I'm kidding about the miserable existance by the way I'm feeling pretty happy I mean for gods sakes I have anime eyes! How unhappy can you be with anime eyes?

-adios,D.

Remember me?

This is not gonna be a formal or informal review of the new game remember me, infact it has nothing to do with that. I bought Philips old computer off of him because i was using a rather old laptop for my online gaming the past few years and frankly it did not go that well. So this computer probably remembers this website in some gooey white way shape or form. Isn't gooey and white already a way shape or form? well fuck you too Mister knowitallpants! So here's the second comic of our new arc and I don't think Philip realised that he has to draw a girl at the end of this and a reoccuring one at that. Maybe he'll read this and find out...or maybe he won't which would be even funnier.

-adios,D.

We are not good with humons

It feels so GOOD to have an arc finally again. And what an arc it is indeed, I have planned this earlier last year to be honest during a test we wrote in school and I am immensely proud of how it's gonna turn out!Be prepared for shenanigans and a new character!

until then-Adios,D.

The greatest ideas

Do NOT come from the dumbest people but they don't come from the silliest people either and Philip is a PRIME example for that. He has come to me with movie pitches since i've known him and they have ranged from citizen kane level of genius to spacecats shot with real cats. I love Philip and it was his birthday yesterday so a round of applause for him!He's the greatest alright? Probably my best friend...

-love you long time, D.

Xbox

Let's just...let's just have a laugh alright? I mean...wooow Sony kicked Microsofts ASSES on the presentation front I mean I'll be honest here, some of Sony's new ideas for the console are VERY meh but Microsoft just nailed it every single time. They nailed the coffin that is. If you're a fratboy out there, congrats this console is for you, you get to watch tv and play sports games and games with guns, everyone else welcome at the Sony side of things, we got Tekken and Metal Gear.
I love how I completely disregard Nintendo in this gaming rants every single time but let's face it, Nintendo,at this point, is playing an entirely different game really. Sony and Microsoft are playing Football and Nintendo is playing...I don't even know, one of those kids games where "everyone is a winner".

I love Nintendo but...they should stop drooling all over my carpet and start writing.

-adios,D.