Sunday, April 9, 2017

I'm in a glass case of emotions

No matter how sad I am - Anchorman will never cease to make me laugh.
We're on a short break. After seven years I felt a tad bit exhausted plus some other unrelated stuff had happened.

We'll be back. Soon.

So long and thank you for everything
- Phil

Sunday, April 2, 2017

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

That title may trigger a chain reaction by which I get spammed with dialogue from the dark knight rises by both Philip and Louis but I can live with those consequences.
Wrestlemania is tonight and I couldn't be more meh about it. There is no big match I really care about and I'm very very afraid of someone getting seriously hurt, there's a lot of older people that have a mania match tonight, but I'm pretty sure I'll still watch some of it and the rest tomorrow after I wake up since the whole thing is probably gonna go a thousand hourse, deep into the night in the german timezone.

-adios,D.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

With the advent of spring and seasons changing

neigh
There was a sale of Ratchet and Clank in the psn store recently, the remake of the first game, and goddamnit have I forgotten my childhood whimsy recently. I played through the game in about two days, ignoring the story since It's similar to the story of the first game and I didn't really care much but something about these collectathon shooters is just great to me. Might get out the ole ps3 and play the Ratchet and Clank games I've never gotten to soon.

-adios,D.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

A speech on my dick

I've been informed that there is space in our budget for two more smaller islands...I might yet expend my dick with my balls.
Listen, I know you were all worried about my dick and the lack of info on it has been KILlING you but here's a few facts that you should've been aware of to begin with, I take great care of my dick and it damn well shows!
Seriously though I cannot stop smiling everytime I mention my dick, I'm a goddamned genius.

-adios,D, glorious emperor of the island nation of my dick.