Sunday, March 19, 2017
Sunday, March 12, 2017
Does the joke in the title call Philip small? Of course it does.
You be the judge of what is more important to me...also, has philip always had these pronounced ears?
Sunday, March 5, 2017
Sunday, February 26, 2017
But I am. And I can finally talk about some "controversial" opinions of mine. I do really, really believe that it is best to pour your Milk into the cereal bowl BEFORE you pour in the cereal. This way you get the best ratio of crispy flakes and soggy shit. Also the milk then isn't soiled by that sugary phlegm of hell. Come to think of it... I should replace the cereal with milk. This way I get to enjoy ONLY the things I like in a cereal. Milk and EVEN MORE MILK!
Lactose tolerant to the max,