Wednesday, October 30, 2013


If you are male and around my age or higher then at one point in your life you probably thought: hey how about I grow a beard?
Now there's several ways of going about this but as most women will tell you don't grow a beard.
I like beards but I don't think there is one that really suits me aside from a morning shadow which you can't really grow and groom but aside from that FOOLED YOU. I think/hope/guess. I tried to go the normal evil twin/parallel universe angle and then not pull it at all and I think it worked surprisingly well.

-If you'll excuse me, I AM THE NIGHT.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Something is on it's way

It's something big guys, expect everything and then be bitterly and harshly disappointed and disposed as we find better friends and better viewers/readers....I sound awfuly bitter today. I assure you there is no reason for this and I'm just ever so slightly bored which always makes my writing just this tad bit more incosistent.
Cherry pie.


P.S.: If Cherry pie is some form of innuendo then I am not aware of that and didn't mean it but it would be a lovely addition now wouldn't it?

P.P.S.: Is there really much I can say about the shutdown at this point? As a german it just seemed very...odd to me. Nothing else really so sorry, for once I don't have valuable input on the economy and inner politics of a country. Even the greatest spirits rest sometimes.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Going insane

I actually had this same conversation with myself a few days ago...concerning...

Something else:
There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

200 comics, 34000 page views,3 1/2years
and we're movin on.


Sunday, October 20, 2013

An affront to taste

This actually happened to Philip, he listened in on a conversation on the train between too people and one of them said that Halle Berry is the BEST actress to ever portray Catwoman. This person's favourite catwoman was Halle Berry. Let that sink in.
That's right.
This replies to everything you've ever watched and loved. Someone is out there who thinks/thought Oldboy needs a Hollywood remake. Carrie needs a "modern" remake. The worst thing of all? There's thousands of people who liked Jar Jar Binks.


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

A game's narrative vs a game's,well,game

GTA 5 comic Ulimited ammo humor nerd ps3 gaming webcomic
What is storytelling in games? Is it the story that is being told in there as a narrative structure, conveying what the maker intended you to see, you just being someone who pushes a button to make said story get along or is it the gameplay that is being played by you, the little adventures you get on that no one even intended to be adventures. There's a yoga ball in Michaels house in GTA5 and you can roll it out of your house and around on the streets and you know what? That's what GTA is all about, the little things you come up with on your own, it's running around shooting things, it's sitting on your couch watching TV, it's harbering a grudge against a random NPC on the street because you don't like their t-shirt, and then you chase them for hours and hours until you are fed up with their stupid fucking t-shirt and put a bullet through their brain. I used to feel guilty for not playing the story but rather going through the world doing random stuff but not anymore since nowadays I understand games as a medium of their own with different stylistic tools, and a different way of conveyance.
Fuck that guy's shirt.


Sunday, October 13, 2013

Interaction in the Pokemon universe

Remember when you were younger and going to a school where you just KNEW there were loads of people playing the new Pokemon games and you could exchange pokemon and tips with them and even if you didn't have an older sibling who was into pokemon so that you had both renditions of the current pokemon gen, you could still have fun with the game and with people.
Those times are kind of over for me unless I do find out that everyone in University plays the new Pokemon but then how would I find that out without revealing that I bought the newest pokemon game.
I know there's all the internet stuff in the new Pokemon games but I never had that reliable a connection and I have absolutely NO clue how the whole streetpass thing works,could someone explain that to me?

Tl;dr: I played a lot of pokemon today and it's fun.


Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Pokémanos - Hand of Fate

As stated
Edit: I was out drinking because I am now student at a University, I am not going to apologize for making myself have a social life.
I just apologized through that, didn't I?

Sunday, October 6, 2013

When the moon shines upon your pretty face

Family Feud Board Comic Unlimited Ammo
Or it doesn't, whatever, it's not like the last two comics were during night time and this one looks like it's daytime. See now here dear folks, this is the fundamental difference between Philip and me, I am amazing and handsome and he isn't.Wait that wasn't the point of this now was it?


Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Clan Conflict

Family Feud Board Comic
Currently watching star trek, no time. Picture is probably small, ill exchange it later.
EDIT: Star Trek was pretty darn good, the emotional moments kind of hit me and I really enjoyed the character developement. I also watched Ironman 3 and that movie was okay too, didn't like the ending that much and I noticed how Marvel takes everything DC does and finds a childish and not thought through solution to the complex DC problem. The thing I just described becomes pretty apperent with EVERYTHING Ironman EVER does in the movieverse, he's like a fucked up version of Batman who kills people without much regret, uses his powers for whatever he wants and whenever that becomes a conundrum he just goes: meeeeh fuck it I'll just stop doing it. In Avengers he just tapped into ALL mobilephones in the world which was the biggest point in Batman The dark Knight and in this movie he goes through the whole my powers are too strong for me thing and well...he finds a childish solution