Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Yo mama news network

More news around the clock, from 6 to 9. heh
Ironically enough the Party of Awesome comics are some of my proudest moments, whenever I have an idea for one of these I just get so gleeful because these are the height of my comedy in my opinion.
How is yo mama news not a thing yet? I really thought this would exist already.

-adios,D.

P.S.: If I wasn't so lazy I'd make this.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

What The View SHOULD be like

This should be a recurring thing in the comic where we just have characters sit down and talk podcast style.
I have missed you Alice, last time we've seen you you were in my room sweating real hard....
I just remembered that, gooooood times.
So I, along with some friends, made Philip play Smite with us and he actually enjoyed it(I think).
Personally I've played quite a few MOBA's but Smite is by far the most fun out of all of them, the gameplay just makes it that much more fun as opposed to tryhardy hardcore grinding as are LoL and the worse offender Dota 2, so, glowing recomendation of Smite, you should really try it.

-adios,D.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Holier than though

I believe in one god less than all those christians, so they are just as universally blasphemous as I am.
There's some jokes that are just so universally used that I can't not use them, like this one today, it's a sitcom STAPLE but it still gets a laugh here and there so whatever.
The minijoke in the first two panels is a reference to the fact that there's only like 3 Taco Bell's in all of Germany so in the movie demolition man they rewrote some scenes exchanging Taco Bell with Pizza Hut. I've had several arguments about this little factoid.
I also had to research the Taco Bell prices by googling pictures of Taco Bell menus so if those are wrong feel free to tell me in the comments, I'm eager to know the prices tbh.

-adios,D.

Sunday, September 20, 2015

Dues to pay

I fulfill people's fantasies, their deep, dark fantasies. - Louis 2015
I don't like to shift blame as much as I like to assign credit where it is due so with that I'll tell you that today's comic was DECIDEDLY Philip's idea, he really wanted to draw Louis in these poses and sweating.
This is also a reference to a fairly old internet meme called Van-sama, if you really wanna know who or what that is google it yourselves, you may be happily surprised by the muscular bdsm dungeonkeeper you'll find, or like I was you'll just be bored and uninterested.

-adios,D.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Below the star, the hallowed land

Diarrhea.
I think I've made a Taco Bell joke before and the more I think about it the weirder that fact gets, we do not have Taco Bell in germany and I keep hearing mixed things about it but I LOVE "mexican" food and would love to try it out.
^Cueue the people saying it's disgusting and I'm not missing anything:

-adios,D.

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

I will now proceed to post the entire lyrics of Rawhide

I told you I'd post the lyrics didn't I?
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rawhide!
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin', Rawhide
Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishin' my gal was by my side
All the things I'm missin'
Good vittles, love and kissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride
Move 'em on (Head em' up!)
Head em' up (Move 'em on!)
Move 'em on (Head em' up!) Rawhide!
Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in!)
Ride 'em in (Cut em' out!)
Cut 'em out Ride 'em in, Rawhide!
Keep movin', movin', movin' Though they're disaprovin' Keep them doggies movin', Rawhide
Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em
Soon we'll be livin' high and wide
My heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin'
Be waitin' at the end of my ride
Move 'em on (Head em' up!)
Head em' up (Move 'em on!)
Move 'em on (Head em' up!) Rawhide!
Cut em' out (Ride 'em in!)
Ride 'em in (Cut em' out!)
Cut em' out Ride 'em in, Rawhide! Yah! (whip crack)
Move 'em on (Head em' up!)
Head em' up (Move 'em on!)
Move 'em on (Head em' up!) Rawhide!
Cut em' out (Ride 'em in!)
Ride 'em in (Cut em' out!)
Cut em' out Ride 'em in, Rawhide!
Rollin' rollin', rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin' Yah! (whip crack)
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rawhiiide Yah! (whip crack) Rawhide

Sunday, September 6, 2015

I don't have a clever name for a tambourine band

Tambouriiiiine maaaaan....is much less catchy than spoonman.
All of the characters in the comic are getting more and more character traits that I don't think I'll ever bring up again but Louis IMPECABLE tambourine skills are real and I'll never forget them because of the countless private(wink) concerts he has given me.

-adios,D.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

The donkey rodeo

He rode and he was ridden. Is ridden the correct verbform there? TOO LATE TO SPELLCHECK NOW!
I wonder if the title of this post is awfully misleading or gloriously correct...I think I'll go with true, the title is true.

-adios,D.