Sunday, April 3, 2016

The world's finest

Pieces of manmeat.
I've heard a lot of people cry scream and moan about a certain scene in Superman V Batman and I wanna adress that, it'll be my last thing considering that movie I promise!
So here goes:
There's this long setup where Batman is basically just viewing Superman as this big alien beast that the world can't trust because it is different, clearly nothing that would happen in a real world with people from other countries I assure you, but Superman has a problem with Batman's modus opperandi, his manner of conducting business, his blatantly torturing criminals and putting fear in their hearts. This is supposed to be the setup for their inevitable confrontation but many people fail to realise that it really WAS the setup the entire movie through. Somewhere along the way Lex Luthor kidnaps Supermans mother and tells him that in order to save her he must kill Batman, this does not change the fact that Superman would've fought Batman that exact night REGARDLESS, because Batman put the Batsign up again after Superman had told him that if he ever did that he would come after him. The reason the two superheroes fight IS NOT Lex Luthor, it is their clash of ideologies, the only thing Lex is there for is to give Superman a legit reason to KILL Batman, he is not there to force him to fight!
Alright, argumentation done, now for something else, yes this comic only exists because I thought of the two puns: world's finest pieces of manmeat and Batman Superman Doubleteam Dildo.
If one of the two exists in real life I would like to own said dildo and proudly display it in a trophy case.


P.S.: Actually strike that last part, I don't see how a doubleteam dildo could be something for a man, I'll have my two seperate sextoys.

P.P.S.:My THREE seperate sex toys, they ARE the trinity after all.

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