Rohrschach test

Manipulating Philip is a task best fitted to anyone who has half a brain really. Write the word red into your comic and Philip immediately associates russians and even more so Ivan Drago. I'll try not to go on a tangent here abouthow amazing the Rocky movies are and how stupid Philip is for not liking them and instead I'll just applaud the non pixelation of our comic today. Looks like we made it!(queue music) Now seriously though next week shit is going DOWN between me and Rob, like, really dirty shit. Also he's not a russian he's just in the red corner and he's vilanized because I write the comic and everyone who opposes me gets fucked by my pen.

-adios,D.

P.S.: In de butt...I stick my pen there....just puttin that out there.

A very sad day for e-sports

Yesterdays was supposed to be part of the quarterfinals in the League of Legends and it would've all been fine if it hadn't been for the immense amount of internet issues that Riot has had yesterday. Now I do realise that a lot of you people probably never played LoL and don't give a shit about it's e-sports event, now here's the point where this gets interesting! First off the prize money for first price in this tournament is a goddamn million dollars, so yeah, it's kind of a big deal when you lose because of technical issues, and secondly it was RIGHT at the part where a team was storming the goddamn base and now they'll have to have a rematch because the game just fucking broke. Let me explain this in other terms, imagine a soccer game that has gone on for 87 minutes now and one team is up front 5-0. Well they fucking won this game congrats to everyone, but what is that in the sky? Is that a fucking tornado?!Okay everyone get in your cars and drive away as fast as you can! we'll have these teams have a rematch tomorrow! Well wow why would I ever do that if I was the 5-0 team? And fact of the matter is it isn't as obvious in League of Legends, the game isn't over until the base gets stormed, so yeah this is kind of a big deal for the supposedly winning team, and that team is my favourite goddamn team.

-adios,D.

Tekken Tag Tournament 2 is out

My favourite game in my favourite genre just came out and I bought a copy, WHY AM I EVEN HERE RIGHT NOW?!

So who's digging the new pixelated style? It isn't related to missing time due to loads of gaming and work and some laziness AT ALL. It's actually an elaborate scheme to make the reveal of roberts final design a lot more awesome.

That's of course a lie,do you really think Philip could make a scheme?He sometimes forgets to wear pants for gods sake.

-adios,D.

P.S.:I like to forget my pants too, a pantsless life is a good life as Gandhi once said.

P.S.S.:What do you mean Ghandi never said that?!

Love'em or hate'em

There's always these controversial things in life like movies being good, enjoyably bad or just plain bad, music and the different types of it and then there's people...generally speaking a lot of people have agreed on one fact: we humans kinda suck! And if you hate every human equally you can viably explain racism as part of your personal daily agenda. I like this take on humanity of course sometimes more than other times because it gives me the chance to make hateful comments in a childish joking manner while actually really hating the person that I'm bashing at that particular moment but that is all fun and games and just general dismay towards humanity, what really hits us is this one guy, this one Melvin Purvis to our John Dillinger, this JFK to our mafia and of course this Winston Churchill to our Hitler, and we hate that person, not because he deserves it but because he is our antithesis. Well...I think I found a real friend in Robert already...

-adios,D.

P.S.: Why was I the bad guy in all of those analogies? Because I described myself as a hate and spiteful being there.