I swear I tried

I like to think that I have quite the way with words and thus know when to say what and how, my hands though? Well let´s just say I don´t have my way with them all the time. Thus drawing is a horrible pain to both mind and soul to me and every time I have to draw I simply choose the way of least resistance. Today´s comic is quite the example for that, I know how to decorate a picture,where to put what but making it is beyond me to say the least. Philip has some minor problems to face today, in wooden form, and that put me in charge of drawing things. The thought of actually MAKING something with my hands has been approven to be preposterous though and i simply put together a collage of older comics that conveys the same simple storyline as the planned comic with least work involved for me and least unreadability involved for you.
We will get back to making this comic less of an eyesore soon but since we once so wholly promised to always release on Friday Friday,gotta get down on Friday, this is as much as I can do.

-Sorry,D.

P.S.: There is no joke here which I apologise for but exposition is neccesary sometimes as we all know, if you have any complaints about that tell me and I shall offer a different storyline.

[FIXED] P here, sorry for the late upload, but I took an arrow to the knee. ''I'' as in ''Train'' and ''Arrow'' as in ''Tree''. 3 1/2 Hours too late :/

FIEEEEEENDS

I must admit, I have no clue how to go on with this arc. I mean sure I planned out a lot of the things in here and even details are in the plan but the whole picture, like, where we will be next week, in which house, I really have no idea how to go on with that. Choices Choices. On a sidenote about choices there is a funny occurance in Europe at the time, quite peculiar actually, there was a very high participation rate at some European/Asian vote just recently. Some might even call the incredible 140% of Russian voters participating bullshit but no siree, no such thing from me. Because I know that if i say something bad Babushka doll people will come and punch my goddamn head in....I have a little feud with the russians...and Philip...well he has one man called comrade raggedy.
adios,D.

P.S.: Da comrade Deniz I have indeed such a Comrade.

On our way

I´ve been looking at the viewercounter recently and boy has it gone up, I like to imagine that this is really due to the rise in quality of drawings and jokes alike. Really I think we´ve come up with some nice things recently, I mean, I am not trying to say we´re perfect or even good already but I really believe we´re on our way to mediocrity and maybe, just maybe, we can achive even some kind of decency with this. I´d like to thank everyone for supporting us and visiting our blog and I really appreciate your visits and the such, thank you for comming here.

So yeah we had to jump on the bandwagon of bashing Charlie Sheen over the web and yes this is still in line with our current storyarc. Even though I see some plotholes here and there...such a Striking Logic.
oh oh

adios,D.

P.S.: The characters newly depicted in todays comic are Charles and Allen, Archdemons and also the father and the uncle of Greg. Though these are not the one´s he used to know( DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN)

There´s more to come

Get ready for a festival of bad puns because oh boy we found a stone and we will milk the fuck out of it, there´s soooo much blood gonna come out of this stone! Philip´s sick and twisted mind is already getting ready to dish out the very worst of the worst of puns and I honestly gain a lot of enjoyment out of writing those, it´s one thing to write jokes but another to make them perfectly fit into a serious situation and to make them be part of our storyline. Making fun of Greg is so much fun because of one thing: He is what Philip used to be. He is small. I enjoy making fun of the weak. And I´m sure I am going to get my ass handed to me by a midget at one point but for now just let me flow in this wonderful state of cartmanness.(yes that is a word shut up)

-adios,D.

P.S.: I´m pretty sure i fucked up some proverbs in the first sentence there.