A comic without teenage mutant ninja (alien) turtles

Once every thousand centuries the stars align and cows start singing songs about babies getting killed by a man with a huge scythe in the first two circles of hell and when that time comes then there is a joke I MAKE that PHILIP thinks is too silly to make into a comic and behold for that time has come. I wanted to have master splinter kick Gregs mom while three of us pulled out what we're pulling out in todays comic and philip tell him to stop that. OH WELL you'll never see that comic now.
I do admit my idea was rather silly but it gave me a reason to put teenage mutant ninja turtles in the title to whore out for potential google hits.
Everything went better than expected.

-adios,D.