Selfadoration

Philip is on a rather famous metal festival over the next few days so we asked our VERY good friend to write todays and sundays comic for us. He said yes and from the comic that has come out of that already you might guess who it was that we asked. It was Louis.
He loves himself.
More than I love myself.

-adios,D.

He's a creepy bastard

I'll be fair here for once in my life and point out that Greg is probably far creepier than Philip will ever be because while Philip is socially awkward Greg also has a skull as his head with no flesh or blood on it.That's weird to most peeople y'know?

-adios,D.

P.S.:I could've most assuredly mentioned Philip and his problems and plans over the next week here but fuck that, this is my personal diary alright?

It might also be considered a death laser

He has actually tried building a lovelaser once with a bunch of magnifying glasses and the sun on his disposal...needless to say, the ants did not instantly fall in love with him at all. Also the people that lived in the house he accidentely burned down didn't love him either...nor their insurance.

-adios,D.

She does not have a dick

She really fucking doesn't have a dick got it?

-adios,D.