She does not have a dick

She really fucking doesn't have a dick got it?

-adios,D.

This is what we do

Step 1 introduce new character

Step 2 don't show him the next comic

Step 3 ???

Step 4 PROFIT!

-adios,D.

I always feel bad when I do this

I most probably mentioned this before but I just HATE putting myself in the foreground in the comic because it makes me feel like an arrogant bastard. Not that me being an arrogant bastard is wrong I just don't want to show it to everyone and I don't think I'm the funniest in-comic character so I put Philip in the focus most of the time because he's not the hero that you deserve but the hero that you need right now. Getting so much attention in the comic while not being the focus is a neat little change of pace though and I think it works rather well as a storytelling element but you probably aren't even reading this because Philip drew a female character that will have more screentime than just getting attacked by burly hairy men or small dwarfish Philip.

Without further ado I present youuuuuu ALICE

It's a fat lady that runs infront of him

Diary entry number 10000008

starfleet time: banana

I have lost all sense of time and space in this place inbetween, well, time and space and I very much fear for my sanity or how much of it I ever had. I am fairly certain that yesterday was Tuesday which makes today the rest of the end of my life. Maybe it makes today into a wednesday too I'm not entirely sure on the semantics here for I am just floating in this sort of inbetween where I do get to actually see humans but I don't seem to care for seeing them after I've seen them, you ever do that thing where you come back from someones place all alone and done for the day and you just sit down and look around the room and you think: nothing has happened the past four hours that I could recall right now. I suppose the fact of the matter is that we have lost our heroes that would make us remember time and instead we measure in quantities of tragedy. When was the last time you saved the world? Well I don't know but I remember what I did when that place with the thing was hit by...okay so maybe I don't even remember tragedies these days and maybe that's my own personal problem but you decided to read this and I decided to write this so one of us has to change his decision here and maybe that's gonna be me right in the middle of

-adios,D.