Fanboyism

There is a certain part in every gamers heart that pumps blood in a certain rythm, that part is the center of all that is fanboy, and we really truly all have it. There are four things that I myself get worked up over if something says or does something related to it. I fucking hate casual games because playing with friends only works in sports, only playing against them is the true mark of a gamer(has changed over the recent games but partygames usually mean something like well having a party and that's really pushing the social acceptiveness of us gamers!) secondly I LOVE Kingdom Hearts and will defend it to the goddamn death thirdly as someone who started gaming with consoles I will take them over Pc's EVERYday and fourthly and the reason for todays comic is, I am a Sony Fanboy and think that XBOX is the entirely worst console of our generation. I have reasons for that but...oh well I don't feel like explaining as I am a little sick.

-adios,D.

P.S.: Ironically Philip is sick too which explains the graphics of todays comic.I kinda like my face here though.

New neighbours new shenanigans

I'd usually go about my weekly routine and write a very long text here that no one reads anyway but this week I'll only make a promise:

Our new NEIGHbour will not be a horse.

Yes thank you thank you I know I'm the funniest guy ever yeah I'm here all week and I give autographs too and yes I'll have sex with all the groupies after the show thanks, no don't stand up I don't need standing ovations for that joke.

-adios,D.

A little late on this

Yes I do realise that curiosity has been on mars for quite some time now but to be honest I just had so many things I wanted to write about before that and I didn't particularly care about it in the first place. The big factor in making this comic was that Philip made it and I find it to be quite entertaining and that Neil Armstrong died which I thought deserved some form of space related shenanigans. Now while I do see the great achievement in Curiosity and I do understand what posibilities it may hold for us I also feel that exploring space should be put AFTER exploring ourselves and we know less about the human brain and the ocean than we do about the space isn't that kind of sad?

-adios,D.

A legitimate Gamescom article

I'm trying to get some kind of seriousness into my writing so today I'll write an actual article about how I personally experienced Gamescom. First off I'd like to point out that I didn't actually visit most of the booths because the lines were ridiculously long I mean who waits in a line for three hours for Resident Evil 6 when this game can clearly only let you down after the insanely good marketing behind it so far? I enjoyed every single trailer of RE 6 so intensely much that actually playing part of the game would just make me feel bad. A new trend also has seemingly arisen in these booths of recording how people react to what they see and putting it online into a stream, I have yet to see one of said streams but every booth had a sticker on it saying that this is being streamed live online somewhere and somehow. In one of the other areas there was a huge bunch of people gathering around a League of Legends moniter and a Starcraft monitor both having some tournaments shown on them that I really enjoyed. I like the state that pro-gaming is getting to and I really hope that people keep getting to the conclusion that it can be an insane amount of fun watching others play and be this good at it. Most of the things were really interesting and nicely arranged ranging from american game developers to more asian ones then to distributors such as steam and leading into the hall for progaming, above all that were some places for food and the meetingplace for most of the cosplayers though I didn't quite get how some animebased cosplays justify for the Gamescom considering that it is enterly based on gaming and just because there are Narutogames out there doesn't mean you all have to wear an Akatsuki mantle. The two things I couldn't touch in todays comic that were problems to me though have to be stated here first: Who the fuck stands 4 hours in a line for FIFA 2013?! I get the fun behind the game I really do but it's a game you play at home with friends so where'S the fun in anonymously playing it alone after 4 hours of wait while there are no big developments to be had in that genre?And my second problem: Why the hell didn't I go up to that cute cosplayer girl?I saw her three time MAN UP ALREADY T-T

-sorry for the length of todays article but thats how I roll,D.