Sunday, July 31, 2016

The promises we make shall not be broken

Bound by the blood of others.
There is nothing to add, we have made a promise, the both of us shall honor it.
Well okay there is stuff to add I guess, so I bingewatched the new season of bojack horseman and my reaction I liked it, don't get me wrong, but there was a bunch of modern day bullshit, one terrible writing decision and a whole bunch of: oh you expect this to happen in any other sitcom? WELL WE'LL DO THE OPPOSITE. Which gets predictable real fast.
Also, this is not a new storyline or anything, if you are an avid reader of our comic you know what this is, it is a pact that has been made and that shall be upheld.


Sunday, July 24, 2016

Hit and run smash app hit

Ooooh there's a kangaskhan in this dark and unobserved alleyway, better get mugged!
I really think I should be some sort of inventor, the things I have come up with for the party of awesome have been outstanding in my own, very humble, opinion.
There is a fatal flaw in my method of writing that has reared it's ugly head once again.
I leave space for interpretation, I keep the stage directions to less than minimum for several reasons
1. I think that the pictures I see in my mind while writing are the ones that my words will project into other people's brains, I always miscalculate the jumbled mess that philip calls his brain.
2. I'm lazy.
3. when I write it's more of a state of mind thing, i follow the characters around rather than telling them what to do.
Sadly, each and every time i let go of the reins too much philip forces my hand by calling the comic something offensive or, as in this one, hiding a little tiny line to summon a demon from the sixth circle of hell.


P.S.:Wait, no, just offensive name in this one, I misjudged.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Louis did it so im not to blame

I really didnt wanna do a pokemon go themed comic but now louis went and did it for his guest spot so its not my fault! This also kind of ruins how i neatly tied up the storyline but oh well, take all of louis' comics with a grain of salt please.


Sunday, July 10, 2016

Louis first soul harvest

Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stabstab stabstabstab.
So when I wrote this comic I instantly thought of John Coffey, y'know? The guy from Green Mile? Someone who was imposing and who looked like he did it but also someone who seems nice in a weird way. I only say this because recently, Philip has taken everything to be the start of a personal crusade against pc culture, while I agree with some of his sentiments I think he might take things too far and in order to protect myself from his whims I thought I would clarify how I came up with todays comic.


P.S.: Keep staring at that last panel for a while.

Sunday, July 3, 2016

When death comes a knockin'

In the ghetto.
I wonder where he's hiding all those weapons he's talking about.