How to gift 101

The trick to always come out on top is to always rise to the occasion! Or to pull everyone down so low that their self esteem becomes the world record for limbo dancing, that's how I handle these matters most of the time.
I hope you all had a great christmas/kwanza/hanukkah/wintersolstice/devils worshipping day/ whatever-the-fuck-scientology-people-do(that's the actual name of their winter holiday) and got above the appropriate amount of good things that you get in your respective holiday!

-adios,D.