The amish and their clothing

This is the second one of these that I came up with and I'm always so proud of them. Bad puns hurt you when you're on the receiving end but when you come up with them it's like birthing your first child, looking into those little eyes and hearing it laugh for the first time and the laugh breaks everyones hearts and souls because it's so painful to listen there. I either lost the metaphor there or gave birth to the antichrist in it...

-adios,D.