The holiday rule

I sometimes wonder how my own brain works, how the fuck did I come up with the holiday rule? And on the same note how did I come up with the brilliant idea of naming an island my dick? I am amazing.
It's always weird to write these texts because I always teeter between that awesome lyrical subject that knows everything and is the best at all the things at the same time and the real me who is just second to said lyrical subject, for you guys it is the difference between pleasures beyond your wildest imaginations and this.
you should now change your pants.

-adios,D.