The everelusive box

Now doors may hold secrets but boxes? Boxes are where it's AT! I remember my first box opening, it was the summer of 69 (drastic dramatization) the box was there and I openened it with my hands.
It was of course empty and like in every boys life  a ghost Monty Hall appeared out of nowhere and laughed at me.
Dude's not even dead yet and he already does shit like that, that's "mad whack yo".

I apologize for that.

-adios, D.