Happy new year!

I know I am five minutes early but by the time you check this comic it'll probably already be new years eve so I'm still correct!
This year I don't really have any resolutions because I never really manage to keep up with them, I mean, I did lose weight this year but I gained it again the last few months and love? I love this comic!
I guess I HAVE fulfilled my resolutions.

-adios,D.

In time!

I deeeeed it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

I fucking love christmas and foodisalmostreadysoIgottahurrykthxbye!

-adios,D.

P.S.: Have a wonderful holidays everyone even if there's nothing you celebrate just celebrate living!

Secret santa

I've always kind of liked the idea of secret santa and I haven't really been let down by it but there is always this fear inside of my heart that someone will just give me an old shoe, like the ones you always see someone catch from their first fishing experience. My family fucking loves the holidays and so do I but sometimes they just have weird ideas, this year for example one of us actually had the idea of doing secret santa...in our family...do you realise how shitty it would be if my father drew you for secret santa? Great guy and all but he cannot get into the mood of making gifts AT ALL, he always just buys a gift for my mother and does it in THE single most rushed fashion I've ever seen anyone get a gift ever, it's so perplexing too because I know that this rushed nature runs in our family but I have never been like that when it comes to shopping.

Ah well, I'm just looking forward to spending christmas and new years eve with Alice....What, did you think I was gonna talk about real life? Nah man.

-adios,D.

A wizard

A wizard is never too late nor too early, he shows up exactly when he means to. Also the third Hobbit movie blows, I made up my mind now, it sucks, don't watch it in cinema.

-adios,D.

Vomitting in a circle

I used to love the Theme park series of games as a kid and especially theme park world was great, I remember this big statue in the halloween park that would just go around and round and puke, it had the vibe of a majestic...child that ate too much stuff and then went on the tallest ride it could go on with it's 1.30cm height. Does anyone else remember the Theme games? I never got to play them much, my aunt always played while I watched but it was still a great time! I'm pretty sure we never unlocked the final park, I should get a copy of the game for nostalgia's sake.

-adios,D.

#Iwasgonnawriteanactualtext #butthisjokeisjust #sotempting

nofilter

The everelusive box

Now doors may hold secrets but boxes? Boxes are where it's AT! I remember my first box opening, it was the summer of 69 (drastic dramatization) the box was there and I openened it with my hands.
It was of course empty and like in every boys life  a ghost Monty Hall appeared out of nowhere and laughed at me.
Dude's not even dead yet and he already does shit like that, that's "mad whack yo".

I apologize for that.

-adios, D.

Christmas is comming closer

Time for a stupid rant that has nothing to do with anything!
So, I've realised that my internet is pretty effing bad, not horrible but still pretty bad compared to what it could be and I know why but I don't understand it. Why is it that cellphone contracts make the provider tell you: hey dude how about you get this completely new phone for FREE with better stuff too!It's only fair considering the technology has gotten cheaper so I deserve to make some savings right? The technology for internet has gotten cheaper as well but if you wanna get faster internet from the SAME provider after having the same stuff for yeaaaars you have to go through literal and figurative hell.
Weird.

-adios, D.