Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The seventh son of the seventh son

Even as the first son I am a dissapointment to my family.
Game of thrones and that weird movie that no one cared about that came out recently made me come up with this one, and I know that the seventh son was actually said to have magical powers by some back then but the fact of the matter is that the first son got everything and everyone else got fuck all.

-adios,D.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Retcon: Philip pregnant by the devil, next up, sweet revenge on Louis

Philip, kissed by the devil, pregnant, do you really expect me to ruin this sheer beauty by putting a joke here?!
Some things are forgiven, some forgotten, but I never forgive, I never forget, you should expect me.
Somewhere around the next election I'll probably be there.

-adios,D.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Party of Awesome : Staring into a darkened sun

They say if you stare deep enough into an asshole you have serious issues.
I am so immensely proud of this idea you wouldn't even believe it, I want it to look even more like an asshole in real life, basically an actual fotograph, if I ever do make these it may or may not be a foto of my own asshole.
Maybe of some hooker in a dingey alley but then it might be too loose and....alright I'll stop that train of thought right there.
I'm not really in a very creative mood right now so I dunno what to talk about here...the free psn games this month look good, I really enjoy race the sun, it has this meditative one more game mentality that I search for in my games.....so...uh...

adios,D.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Party of Awesome : Ethnic cleansing of all xenomorphs, this took me a lot of bravery to type

The Xenomorph threat is real and only "My bumbersticker is better than yours and smug about it" bumperstickers can help get rid of it!
Being half one nationality and half another is great, I think I've talked about this before, if ever your one nationality is being morally repulsive you just say: well yeah I am much more the other group anyways! It is truly a godsend. So when you say this comic is too harsh for a german to have written it well I'm turkish, screw you, I can't even be a racist!
Well alright I could be and I am but I am equally racist towards any nationality and version of a human being, it's called being a dick and it's fun most of the time.

-adios,D.

P.S.: I might get that bumpersticker thing printed, if not as a bumpersticker than at least as a smug shirt.