BEEPERS INCORPORATED

It's incredibly hot in germany right now and when I say incredibly all I mean is unusual, honestly, it's a pretty credible temperature if you ask me.
I'm sorry, I'm rambling, I can't sleep with an open window because the outside is loud but in this weather I cant sleep with a closed window either because its hot as shit so my body just decided not to sleep at all.

-adios,D.

The cunning of demons

Demons are always a fun thing to write about, its such a weird concept that theres unseen burning threats somewhere that only indirectly influence your lives. Look at it this way, there's a guy with a horde of demons and probably some fire based powers and how does he interact with the human world? He creates push up bras, thongs and drugs.

-adios,D.

A topical no mans sky comic

?! Nah, Philip just has been obsessed with Elite Dangerous recently and he came up with a comic for it, I shot him down but he worked on it and made it easier to understand and considerably funnier in my opinion so I told him to have at it!
About No mans sky? We honestly don't have any opinions on it, personally I was hyped for it up to a point but then when it didn't come out at that point I didn't care anymore, now that it's out the reaction to it has baffled me. It was obvious from the getgo what kind of game it would be, the fact that the online doesnt work(or didnt work, i dont know whether or not they fixed it) isn't much of a surprise to me because it was a smaller project to begin with and the response by people wouldve been overwhelming even for a bigger studio, but the fact that people are letdown by a game that pretty much 100% delivered on its promises surprises me.
They advertised it as an exploratory space game, what did you expect it to be? It looks like it does what it promises well which in a technical sense warrants the price point but as a consumer you dont wanna pay that much for what it delivers to you, it's a weird thing really, the work put in to this game is easily worth 60€ but the fun I'd get out of it is not worth 60 bucks so as an entertainment product it falls flat and fails. It's a game that needed to happen but a game that nobody needs to have, weird how these things pan out but the best of luck to the developers who made an amazing looking game based off off an amazing idea, this is the kind of game that brings the gaming industry forward and luckily it furthers theseguys' careers because it presold so many units.

-adios,D.

Early ads and the falloff of no mans sky hype

Since the comic takes the place of the text today I thought why not tell a joke down here? So here goes: The general public doesn't think that every superhero movie has to be "funny and witty" like a marvel movie.

Yeah, I'm not gonna laugh about that one either.

-adios,D.