Yo mama news network

Ironically enough the Party of Awesome comics are some of my proudest moments, whenever I have an idea for one of these I just get so gleeful because these are the height of my comedy in my opinion.
How is yo mama news not a thing yet? I really thought this would exist already.

-adios,D.

P.S.: If I wasn't so lazy I'd make this.

What The View SHOULD be like

I have missed you Alice, last time we've seen you you were in my room sweating real hard....
I just remembered that, gooooood times.
So I, along with some friends, made Philip play Smite with us and he actually enjoyed it(I think).
Personally I've played quite a few MOBA's but Smite is by far the most fun out of all of them, the gameplay just makes it that much more fun as opposed to tryhardy hardcore grinding as are LoL and the worse offender Dota 2, so, glowing recomendation of Smite, you should really try it.

-adios,D.

Holier than though

There's some jokes that are just so universally used that I can't not use them, like this one today, it's a sitcom STAPLE but it still gets a laugh here and there so whatever.
The minijoke in the first two panels is a reference to the fact that there's only like 3 Taco Bell's in all of Germany so in the movie demolition man they rewrote some scenes exchanging Taco Bell with Pizza Hut. I've had several arguments about this little factoid.
I also had to research the Taco Bell prices by googling pictures of Taco Bell menus so if those are wrong feel free to tell me in the comments, I'm eager to know the prices tbh.

-adios,D.

Dues to pay

I don't like to shift blame as much as I like to assign credit where it is due so with that I'll tell you that today's comic was DECIDEDLY Philip's idea, he really wanted to draw Louis in these poses and sweating.
This is also a reference to a fairly old internet meme called Van-sama, if you really wanna know who or what that is google it yourselves, you may be happily surprised by the muscular bdsm dungeonkeeper you'll find, or like I was you'll just be bored and uninterested.

-adios,D.

One god

My head is feeling terrible and I'm real nauseous.

Below the star, the hallowed land

I think I've made a Taco Bell joke before and the more I think about it the weirder that fact gets, we do not have Taco Bell in germany and I keep hearing mixed things about it but I LOVE "mexican" food and would love to try it out.
^Cueue the people saying it's disgusting and I'm not missing anything:

-adios,D.

I will now proceed to post the entire lyrics of Rawhide

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rawhide!
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin', Rawhide
Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishin' my gal was by my side
All the things I'm missin'
Good vittles, love and kissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride
Move 'em on (Head em' up!)
Head em' up (Move 'em on!)
Move 'em on (Head em' up!) Rawhide!
Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in!)
Ride 'em in (Cut em' out!)
Cut 'em out Ride 'em in, Rawhide!
Keep movin', movin', movin' Though they're disaprovin' Keep them doggies movin', Rawhide
Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em
Soon we'll be livin' high and wide
My heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin'
Be waitin' at the end of my ride
Move 'em on (Head em' up!)
Head em' up (Move 'em on!)
Move 'em on (Head em' up!) Rawhide!
Cut em' out (Ride 'em in!)
Ride 'em in (Cut em' out!)
Cut em' out Ride 'em in, Rawhide! Yah! (whip crack)
Move 'em on (Head em' up!)
Head em' up (Move 'em on!)
Move 'em on (Head em' up!) Rawhide!
Cut em' out (Ride 'em in!)
Ride 'em in (Cut em' out!)
Cut em' out Ride 'em in, Rawhide!
Rollin' rollin', rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin' Yah! (whip crack)
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rawhiiide Yah! (whip crack) Rawhide

I don't have a clever name for a tambourine band

All of the characters in the comic are getting more and more character traits that I don't think I'll ever bring up again but Louis IMPECABLE tambourine skills are real and I'll never forget them because of the countless private(wink) concerts he has given me.

-adios,D.

The donkey rodeo

I wonder if the title of this post is awfully misleading or gloriously correct...I think I'll go with true, the title is true.

-adios,D.