Meet Sarah

She's not just Alice without glasses and a different haircolour, she's got an attitude! Actually she seems to have less of an attitude than Alice, Alice stole from a burning house in one of our comics if I remember correctly.
And I do remember correctly because I wrote that comic.

-adios,D.

I wouldn't wanna introduce them to my girlfriend

I'm not entirely sure what to write here, as I almost always am, on the one hand I don't wanna embarrass the real life Louis by saying to much about him here, the comicversion of him is only mostly accurate and he's not actually a part of the creative team so that'd be rude.
I could also talk about what the fuck are we watching on tv there? I wanna watch that! It looks like Drive meets some anime stuff, I wanna see that fucking movie! Also, how has Philip made that on a wednesday comic? Is he planning a spinoff without me?! If so, we already had a spinoff planned that STILL hasn't happened and you fucking know it Philip!

-adios,D.

Rube Goldberg death machine

I...I don't know man, I just got nothing in my head right now, I'd love to give you some philosophical talk here or video game stuff or whatever but all I've been doing recently is winning League of Legends games but then being kicked out in the last second by drophackers which, that shit's not okay!
Steam summer sale is over, got a few things, Robot rollerderby disco dodgeball is great but there's not much to tell there either so just...enjoy todays comic?

-adios,D.

Microsoft's massive dick and Sony still won E3

As a huuuuge Sony fanboy this whole Sony winning thing is getting boring...is what I would say if that was the case but goddamn this E3 just felt so good for me, Microsoft started off strooong with some nice games, and that Hololens thing that looks fucking amazing but while Microsoft gave us geordi laforge Sony gave us Bill goddamn Shatner.
So the Sony guys come out there and go: remember your dream game? It's still in development contrary to popular belief, oh that wasn't your dreamgame? Well then how about Final Fantasy 7 in HD? STILL not your dreamgame? Shenmue 3 is a thing!
Nerdpanties dropped EVERYWHERE, it truly brought a tear to my eye.

-adios,D.

P.S.: Nintendo conference: hey we've got the same franchises but different and some even slightly worse, looking at you new metroid prime spinoff game.

Getting rid of the swimtrunks and the floaties

Have you ever told a joke so many times in so many variants that you just couldn't do it any other way? Just completely killed and slaughtered the horse and then beat it with a stick until even the last bit of breath went right out of it?
Me neither.
Philip is just such a good victim that I can always put a new spin on it.

-adios,D.

The art of Mimeing

Some say that the steam summersale starts tomorrow, and that should be a great thing for me but to be quite honest I really think that 330 games on my steam account are plenty so I might not partake that much in the holy buyingness....I'm not sure what I was going for there, either a noun or I was trying to call cthulu from the depths of r'lieh. Either way happy Gaben weeks!

-adios,D.

Trickle down society or somesuch buzzword

I very much realise that trickle down society would be an entirely different thing but it's a nice buzzword and I've been fascinated with those recently. Dunno why so just roll with it.
I don't really have much to talk about here let's just keep some space on these next few comics for the INEVITABLE giant E3 rant.

-adios,D.

Job opportunity

It always feels great to put a title up there that just leads the wroooong crowd to our comic and today I decided to get everyone who wants to get a job on our comic.
When I say wrong crowd I mean people who won't stay here, not that they're bad people but rather that I'm evil for misleading them here.
So anyone watch Game of Thrones recently? Daaaaamn that last episode was good, wasn't it? I won't spoil stuff but shit went doooown and is going to go even doooowner...the choice of words failed me at the end there...

-adios,D.