Belial

Hah didn't expect that, didya? Who's robert you ask? Well fuck you too he was that guy I had a sweet ass battle with him about the best fighting game of all time, which, FIY, is Tekken.
Thank you and goodnight.

-adios,D.

What, you want to know more about todays comic? Well umh...so there's Louis and he's actually evil and stuff and it's like a real big twist and stuff and....just wait for the rest I don't have much to talk about today.

Giant eyemonster and 40000 views

Philip told me to write headings that have to do with what's inside the comic and I think giant eyemonster hits the nail on the head pretty much, right? I also just noticed that we have over 40000 views on our blog and I think that stat is missing a few hundred so yeah we've got quite far in all of these years of unpaid for work, on that note: we'll monetize everything now, a lot.
We won't actually do that but it'd be funny if we did with all the content and characters we stole over the years wouldn't it?
Also that thing in the comic always bothers me in movies, when characters are CLEARLY in a zone where it would be most comfortable not to talk english but they still do for the benefit of the viewer.

-adios,D.

The Void

I remember Philip telling me about this twist a few weeks ago but honestly I had just plain forgotten about it and now as I was completely EMPTY today, he came up with this comic and our next arc, isn't that fantastic?!

-adios,D.

I found all the eggs

I have nothing more to add to this incredibly mature joke.

This is me in action

I'm generally acting like, well, a dick and I've been questioning myself recently on that topic. The most dickish thing I do is question and flat out insult people for their opinions/tastes and I admit that's kind of a mean thing to do but honestly? I'm right in my beliefs. Now here's the thing about taste, and I've explained that quite often to my friends, there's a difference between opinion/taste and outright insanity, so here's the rundown: Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody or Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven? That's a genuine opinion thing y'know? But Michael Jackson or Justin Bieber? We all know the right answer to that.

-adios,D.

Addendum: This comic was written in memory of the fact that three of my best friends apperently don't like one of my FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME. Snatch
Yeah I'm mad.

Conversations

When you watch all of those sitcoms and see the people sitting around, hear them talk about some random stuff you never take a step back and consider: how did we end up here? Didn't that one guy just want a decaffeinated coffee? How did they end up talking about horse vaginas?
I have all the answers in the world for you to those questions, first off, yes I watch some weird ass sitcoms where they talk about horse vaginas, deal with it and secondly it actually does sometimes just naturally flow into those directions. I always sit and hope to have deep meaningful conversations with my friends or other people but it usually has to spring from something incredibly minor, I've spent HOURS talking about complete random bullshit and ending up somewhere inbetween childhood drama and scars for life and our favourite tv shows when we were EXACTLY seven years eight months and ten days old.
In case you hadn't noticed it yet I personally am INFATUATED with the thought of family, women and other stuff like that while Philip probably considers those things here and there but isn't so utterly hung up on it and that makes conversations hilariously weird from time to time where they end up in this deadzone of human mind that is just two people trying to speak their minds about two completely different topics at the same time and it can be glorious but it can also end in two people screaming at the top of their lungs, luckily I can scream louder.

-adios,D.

Confusion and Smash Brothers

Have you ever talked to someone about something while they were talking about something completely different?That's Philip in a nutshell! Philip jumps from topic to topic like a...actually there is nothing that really compares to him in that regard, he is truly a thing to behold when he links Youtube videos that even your nightmares would be afraid of. Now about that Nintendo conference, I only watched a summary of the most important things but GODDAMN does megamans ultra look amazing!

-adios,D.

Racial sensitivity

Do I need to say more?

-adios,D.

P.S.: SIESTA TIME

Twitch.tv

I love watching me some streams here and there and I've been noticing a loooot of patterns on Twitch and one of the biggest ones is the same thing that often happens in the fighting game community, namely: things get hyped as shit and then die out real quick. I loved playing Injustice for example and I really do believe that it is a greaaaat fighting game and the fighting game community agreed with me! The game was at evo and everything but then it sorta kinda just faded away unlike oh i don't know FRIGGIN MARVEL VS CAPCOM? The game is EVERYWHEEERE in tournaments and I personally believe that it is incredibly poorly designed as a fighting game but the community seems to disagree with me. The same thing is happening on twitch CONSTANTLY where one game just gets super hyped for a few weeks like with the stick of truth or currently the elder scrolls mmorpg(which may or may not be here to stay) and it annoys me right now because everyone seems to be streaming it. Ah well I'll get over it.

-adios,D.