Buffalo Bill's Hot Dandy Ladies

Ha-Chooo! 'Scuse me. I have a bit of a cold. Been in a container at Area 51 for the last month. I know it's in the desert. But did you know, that it is like fucking minus 32 °F out there. Also there are penguins. Also I'm not sure where I actually am. Кто-нибудь знает путь к мега города один?
- Phil

The Train Situation

Well so here's the deal with Philip these days, he's a mess. I mean I haven't talked to him in person and I don't know just how donezo he actually is but he has to drive to work by bike these past few days because the train people are on strike and the way to his work is probably like the way from the Hobbit town to Mordor plus ten kilometres, so yeah I feel sorry for him and he had to make a filler comic for today THEN AGAIN this isn't really a filler since the main arc is done and I was a liiiittle too lazy to actually write a comic for today but don't tell Philip.

-adios,D.

Does anyone actually knows the footprints of the Grim Reaper?

Deniz is at work. In the meantime I will post this Comic, which he hopefully will update. So yeah, I've played a bit LUFTRAUSERS and I can say, that that game is pretty nice. Also I've been reenacting a mix between 'The Jackal' and 'No Country for Old Men' in GTA V. That means walking throught the woods and desert A LOT and watching clueless hikers through a scope.

 D:  I was gonna write a semi-philosophical text here about madness and identity but I think Philip's text about the joys of life and videogaming is nice enough for me not to go that deep, I had to work the entire weekend so there really isn't much to say here about my life except MOAR HEARTHSTONE

Hearthstone and shenanigans

I don't really have much to say here, started playing Hearthstone a few days ago and might've gotten sliiightly adicted to it, also picked up my copy of Pokemon X again for some reason and started a Randomizer run which is always fun. The busdrivers in our town are also on strike so Philip has to drive to work by bike which is like a billion kilometers so let's just say we didn't actually intend to have this comic out today but rather the end of our arc but oh well things sometimes just don't work out the way we intend do they?
I'm gonna leave you with a little limmerick today: There once was a man from Mantucket-
What do you mean I can't tell that Limmerick?
Parental Advisory?
Mature content?
But we drew a literal dick!
Oh that was only in a sidenote? well alright

-adios,D.

Parodies of famous movie's like The Fugitive

We always dance a tightrope when we put out content for all the people to see because on the one hand you always produce something that is to YOUR likeing, you try and be as happy with the work you do and in comedy this becomes most apperent. Writing a joke can be tough and frustrating but as long as it makes you laugh how can it be a bad joke? Well turns out parody always has source material that the public may or may not know or recognise, I recently found out for example that one of my friends with whom I've played a bunch of games and even had some moderate success in team with didn't even know that Superman's homeplanet Krypton, got blown up when he was still an infant, oh spoiler alert I suppose but seriously everyone should know that, so when we write a comic like today's that is referencing a rather famous but by todays standards "old" movie then we are dangerously close to completely losing our audience in the joke, they don't get it, they don't laugh and we have less views which USUALLY is undesirable but let's face it, we aren't quite Penny Arcade now are we?

-adios,D.

Stop hitting that goddamn road again Jack!

So yeah, feel free to comment. Deniz will update this Soon. That means THIS Text ist like super rare...
-Phil

P.S.: Nope I'LL leave that text up to be a dick, got caught up playing Hearthstone and Dota so I didn't notice Philip's mail with the comic inside, sorryyyy.

I might've told this story before

I'm not sure if I told this one before but while browsing YouTube just minding my own business one day the sidebar started showing me arabic videos all of a sudden and I'm not talking one or two inbetween it just started going balistic on me giving me ONLY recomendations in foreign probably orientalic languages with mummylike bandages all around their faces and all of the clishee shit. Alright that's cool and all that stopped after a while too, I had actually found out what it was but the precise reason escapes me now, it was some movie or onlinecelebrity that was fairly well known but had like a huge cult following among middle aged arabic women so while watching that guy YouTube was showing me clips from real cheesy arabic soapoperas but NOW it started hitting real close to home with YouTube recommending me a ten minute video of a japanese man in his house just living his day alone called solitude and ending with him laying down on the floor and the lights going off to symbolize death, the fitting pianomusic that underlied the whole thing was fairly beautiful but goddamnit YouTube am I that far gone?

-adios,D.

P.S.: If you wanna look up the pianist that made the music to solitude or the video itself the guy's name was Ryuichi Sakamoto, probably fairly well known amongst people who like this sort of classic piano intermixed with jazz bits here and there but I'm not well versed in these parts, still pretty good music.

The lost daughter of John Rambo and that indian guy from Predator who could track very well

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for jokes, I can tell you I don't have any jokes. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my punchline go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will end you.With my Puns.

Good Luck I guess.

- Phil

P.S: Deniz is Sick. That's why I get the chance to fill your head with my ramblings again.

For I'm a jolly good fellow!

It was my 21st birthday on Friday and you wanna know what? It was pretty neat, I usually don't enjoy family gettogethers that much but it was pretty good this time around, I even got a new much bigger TV to watch movies on and play games on and honestly I don't know why I'm wasting time writing this when I could be playing something right NOW.