Long story short

It's actually a Louis C.K. joke that Dane Cook allegedly stole. Wait,what? oh you thought I was gonna explain if and why louis is ACTUALLY writing next weeks comics? Something about giant tooth from outer space, I dunno, it's not my fault though, as always Philip is having his actual life interferring and not me, my life never interferres! what was that? I sometimes upload too late because of personal life? well fuck you too disembodied voice from the ether!

-adios,D.

They stole my joke!

Years ago Futurama...my god...it's literally in all actuality been years...
My midlife-crisis is starting real fucking soon man, he shoulda stuck my name on that board!

-adios,D.

Greg and Alice

These two have not been featured enough recently, I promised to bring you a never before seen hive of scum and villainy inside of Alice and I will damn well deliver! but for now let's take a look at the uncomfortably charming relationship between Greg and Philip. These two characters are actually the best fodder for jokes but I haven't focused enough on them recently, I wanna do some more stuff with Greg and his role as death so here goes!

-adios,D.

King of Hellfire

Is anyone out there? I am the only survivor of the USS Solomo, stranded on November 5th. Rations are nearly depleted, Water only a third left. Nearly no more medical supplys. I thought I saw one of my former teammates the other day. Was just a rock. Every three weeks a storm hits the shore. The smell of dead fish covers the beach for a whole week. I can feel my mind rotting between the palm trees. Saw a teammate yesterday. He thought I was a rock. I acted like a rock. He didn`t notice me. Wouldn`t want to disturb him. If anyone find my memoires: feel free to edit this post.
- I can smell infinity, Phil

soon

Ill upload the comic once im home, missed the train from work.
-D

Tim Schäfer

We have gotten to the point where I don't think that Philip would have sex with Tim Schäfer if he had the chance to, I know wholeheartedly believe that he WILL have sex with Tim Schäfer, no matter who or what gets in his way.

-adios,D.

Enhance

No, seriously, that whole stuff around the picture in the fourth panel is actual written text, mostly by Philip, enhance and enjoy!

-adios,D.

Risk of Rain is a pretty cool game

I got Philip Risk of rain for christmas because I liked the game and I had the feeling he would like the game as well which is NOT a given as we have quite the different taste in games but as it seems he really got into it.
Maaaaybe he got into it a little too much for my taste because the framework of todays comic actually came from him. He's been playing risk of rain quite a bit recently as have I and be reassured, Tesla coil is a really cool item but it by no means carries! and Monsoon mode is friggin hard.

-adios,D.

One part Doctor Who

Alright so maybe I dug out timetravel again because I watched a lot of Doctor Who recently, sue me alright? I like the idea behind time travel so much that I seem to be obsessed with it,funny enough, I am obsessed with it in the present for reasons of tv series and movies but in the past I was just interested in it, maybe my future me went back in time and imbued my past self with the interest for time travel so that some day I can invent time travel to go back and imbue myself with the interest in time travel.

-adios,D.

All ya'll have a bitchin new year

I've been preachy and bitchy and whiny and sad all this year and sometimes I've been funny and witty and nice and good and I'd like to imagine that I somewhat deserved my christmas presents, that I was a nice guy and that all I have right now is not all that I deserve and with that spirit in my heart and my mind I am going to look forward into 2014 and hope that I get my share of the cake, that Philip gets his and that everyone who reads this comic, everyone who reads it in the future or the past or the present, all of those people have that in their heart, that fact that we have to set goals for ourselves and maybe,just maybe, 2014 is gonna be the year that holds the path to all of those goals, that allows us to get all that we want/deserve.

-thanks for stickin' around, D.