Meanwhile at the other side of town

Philip and Greg are up to no good again, ooooh golly what crazy shenanigans are about to ensure nooooow?
Okay so maybe we are not a sixties sitcom but I still hope that the upcoming "thing" is gonna be as fun as I remember it because I wrote this joke in a different story years ago.

-adios,D.

I'm happy with this

I think writing a female character is gonna be a lot of fun because I already am one of the most female'y people in the world when it comes to love and romance so writing Alice is gonna be the excact opposite of that because women are inherently evil.
I probably shouldn't write a character with that mindset now should I?

-adios,D.

GTA V

Yeah so I did end up writing a comic about the game but it's just so goddamn pretty! Driving around the largest city I have ever seen inside a game has just something soothing and meditative about it and I really like the characters so far.
I didn't really get far into the game yet so I can't say that much but one thing that is a huge thing in the game for me, this game was the first form of media EVER that made me go: Oh wow....is that how my father thinks? Geez now I feel slightly sorry.
Then again the kid is a downright prick and I'm not so I guess it doesn't really apply here.
So yeah the game is good, beautiful,even moreso if you consider that it runs on five+ year old hardware, and Philip and me spent the past two days just driving around the desert even though we could've gone to stripclubs and shot people in the face, it's either us(mostly Philip considering I'm not the "shooting people in the face in games" type that much) growing up or it's this game being geniunely...soothing.
Now THAT is a boxart quote that you don't expect on a GTA game.

-adios,D.

The day the earth stood still

So today yesterday I came across a chance, I could make something very related to a certain real world occurence, yes, you all know what I'm talking about, jesus has come back and made a videogame named GTA 5 and everyone now simultaneously has sex with it all over the world. Now I actually had an idea for a comic about it but then I thought back about ANOTHER real life occurence that I thought was funnier and more important to address and that is the live-hashtagging fad that is going around tv. If you are in america or watch a lot of american shows you know what I'm talking about, it is EVERYWHERE. While watching the new season of whose line is it anyway every minor little thing that could be made into a hashtag was made into a fucking hashtag and then it got me thinking, I almost got spoiled about some things on Breaking Bad(the best tv show ever made aight?) and I thought that it'd be hilarious but also very dickish if they did the whole livehashtagging thing with that show so while watching let's say a character says he'S pregnant and on the bottomright it just says #jesseispregnant, man as a german who doesn'T get to watch the show while it first airs that shit would piss me off,

-adios,D.

P.S.: Jesse is not pregnant, that was just an example so I didn't have to spoil the show, calm down everyone who hasn't watched the show yet.

Nametaking

In the beginning there was a character , and thus an idea to make a comic!
Then there were more characters but a lack, a lack of something, a lack of that one bit that would make it more than just awesome!
What better to make it awesome then taking names and oh what glorious names there could have been but the one that would've almost stuck was the good, the bad and the sickly depraved but that name was too long, to bad a form and not exact enough, not snappy.
So I thought and thought and I had jokes en mas, unlimited ammo for jokes you might say.

-adios,D.

Quick pace

Japanese animation is quick, funny and skips a few frames sometimes but it doesn't explain anything at all to the viewer that's also why japanese RPG's have so much explanation and story behind them it's because the japanese don't trust their eye in telling a story. That is of course just my ramblings I'm sure there's a completely different reason for this.
On another note, have you noticed how big we are? Our comic is one of the top things on Google if you look for Unlimited ammo and we have a shitton of comics on here. How about you start reading our comic from comic number 1 again and tell all your friends about us?Y'know...just an idea...

-adios,D.

Animation

Next time you watch any american cartoon or animation, try to compare it to japanese anime style. American cartoons feel SOOOO much slower than anything japanese and EVERYTHING is being explained in EXCRUTIATING detail sometimes.

-adios,D.

He didn't even know

Philip wrote todays comic because he was too procrastinatey to draw the one I made! Funny thing is that I've been playing this game the past two days too and Philip didn't even know.
See that's the thing about Philip, he has EVERY SINGLE bad character trait that I have too and far worse than me too, he is much more stubborn and he procrastinates a shitton too but people never notice because they are too selfindulged but I know, I notice and the worst of all, even though you THINK I'm too selfindulged to notice, I really am not.

-adios,D.

The balance of power

He who holds the pen can choose, he who holds the ink gives options to choose from.

-adios,D.