The greatest ideas

Do NOT come from the dumbest people but they don't come from the silliest people either and Philip is a PRIME example for that. He has come to me with movie pitches since i've known him and they have ranged from citizen kane level of genius to spacecats shot with real cats. I love Philip and it was his birthday yesterday so a round of applause for him!He's the greatest alright? Probably my best friend...

-love you long time, D.

Xbox

Let's just...let's just have a laugh alright? I mean...wooow Sony kicked Microsofts ASSES on the presentation front I mean I'll be honest here, some of Sony's new ideas for the console are VERY meh but Microsoft just nailed it every single time. They nailed the coffin that is. If you're a fratboy out there, congrats this console is for you, you get to watch tv and play sports games and games with guns, everyone else welcome at the Sony side of things, we got Tekken and Metal Gear.
I love how I completely disregard Nintendo in this gaming rants every single time but let's face it, Nintendo,at this point, is playing an entirely different game really. Sony and Microsoft are playing Football and Nintendo is playing...I don't even know, one of those kids games where "everyone is a winner".

I love Nintendo but...they should stop drooling all over my carpet and start writing.

-adios,D.

*Muffled noises*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
which in my language means Philip has a migraine and that is why this comic is non canon and doesnt mean anything, thank you for your participation and goodnEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-adios,D.

Shut the F*CK up Donny!

If you hadn't noticed yet, Philip and I are both huge movie nerds and we like a lot of rather stoned movies too, one of those movies is The Big Lebowski. I'm pretty sure we've mentioned, hommaged or parodised this movie at one point or the other already but todays occasion is special because Philip gets to be teabagged by scottish people and ride on a magical fox. At least I thought he was flying on the fox' back until he told me that they are playing Bowling in the most sensual way possible. Well he didn'T say anything about being sensual but...I never expected Philip to be on top.

-adios,D.

I feel like I'm two thousand People...

Once again I had to change my subscription-only migraine medicine and... did Deniz really exist? Am I two People? Was I writing this webcomic the whole Time? My Head is humming. I feel dizzy. I can FLY. I am twothousand People. A Man and a dog. An australian. A metal Fan. Satan worshipper. A Toast. Wendigo. I am the one-who-destroys-his-headphones-often, i am a guy with a big head. A daydream belieber. A homecoming Diva I. Am. 

Godspeed, Phil

This counts

For now

I am so very tired

Today is mothersday but it was also the birthday of my now four year old cousin and the kids used me as a bounce-castle so no big words from me, enjoy the comic! -adios,D

The Trip

This comic started with a little skeleton and a dream! The little skeleton stayed but the dream got crushed by reality and so we strive for something greater, onwards into a harsh reality! What was the dream you ask? Not to be portrayed as a gay character by me inside the comics! But now we go Bi and the cover is blown. Twice a week just us, you AND ADVENTUUUUUUUURE. (but mostly just you guys and us) -adios,D.

The grinding wheels shall never be put on halt

Today is the first day of the rest of our lives, until we change things around again or become superfamous billionaire-footballerplayer-rockstars/sex symbols. I can't tell you what we've got for you in store yet but it will be grand! It will be DOUBLE the excitement, DOUBLE the thrilll and it will FINALLY be a new storyline! Oh joyous wonders I can write full stories again.

-adios,D.