The state of the nation

I thought that now that we've been doing this for a few years it was time to go a different route and Philip agreed with me so I went deeper into my soul, researched what is wrong with the world and what has been wrong with the world for quite some time now. I don't want to sound pretentious but I think we might be able to change something. If we all work hard and work together and if we go into the direction that I see in my head for the world then we can change something.


-au revoir,D.

How have we not done this yet?

I was walking on the street and suddenly EUREKA of COURSE how could I NOT have thought about this yet? I knooow there is no bone in the male primary sexual organ but stiiiill I think it's a clever idea so fuck you.

-adios,D.

Ego

I am not actually the narcissistic douchebag that I sometimes pretend to be or make others believe I am or show the comic character as. But credit where credit is due, I do have an amazing penis and making it into a panorama picture WOULD be the crowning achievement of game design but the graphics capabilities are just not there yet!

-adios,D.

P.S.: Philip does not draw FOR me he draws WITH me in no way is he doing the things he does under my supervision or anything, we're a team and that's why we both still do what we do.
I just brought a tear into the eye of the 'lil suckah.

At a later point

I'll probably possibly put a text here at a later point but jeeeeeesus am I tired.There's snow outside in Germany in goddamn motherflippin march?!

-adios,D.

Edit: So I last week we had a comic showing how it feels to write for Philip atm and this week I decided to pull the old Switcheroo and show you how it must feel to draw for me.
Must be fucking horrible, I got no clue how he puts up with my shit.

What I'm good at

The big gapping difference between me and Philip is my immense lazines that makes me just give up on a lot of my ideas, not so Philip. Philip was planning on making a book out of some of our comics for a while now and while I like the idea, the past few weeks it has tied my hands quite a bit in writing these because we have few weeks left for the amount of pages that we wanted to make the book in, so I just couldn't write a lengthy story which is the best way for me to write comics. I'm terrible at singlejoke comics because they give me a week of time to write the next one every time and a storyline makes me think ahead for it. I use every deadline I get to the extreme. Mostly to waste time I suppose.

-adios,D.

P.S.: I'm a dick sometimes with how late I write the comics...

P.P.S.: It was my Birthday, I'm twenty now, I'm old, get of mah lawn yer kids.