Rosebud

I just thought this would be a Fitting end.

-Phil

'tis the goddamn season!

Fuck yeah it's Christmas and I'm happy as fuuuuck about it. In Germany we don't really have Thanksgiving so there's only one occasion where every goddamn familymember comes to your house to piss on your parade for having done stuff wrong after having been pissed on by your own family for not doing that exact stuff or, even worse, having done it wrong! I love the incredible mood and warm tingly feeling inside of me that I get when I want to choke someone with the goddamn holiday lights because they think the tree should be tilted just a little bit to the left. To be fair though I do kind of enjoy Christmas as an idea and I like the mood that you get in when you buy gifts in a thoughtfull manner and the faces of people that wished for "nothing" this year but get something completely unexpected that has an emotional connection to them. I'm the type of gifter who listens to you your entire life just to pull out that one dollhouse that you always wanted but never quite got when you were ten years old and everyone on earth should try to be that guy too.
Everyone on earth should try to be me because, let's face it, I'm amazing and much better at everything than you will ever be.

To see the original NSFW Comic, plase follow this link.

-adios,D.

P.S.: Don't let them get you down, deep inside they like you and you know that you have to like them too you're basically contractually obligated to like them by your birth certificate that states that you came out of that man's and that woman's sexual organs.

I did not write this weeks comic

I think it'S kind of evident inthe approach this comic takes that i didn't write it, but a fun fact is that I haven't even played Journey either. I've heard a lot about the liberties that both Dear Esther and Journey take in storytelling and I am very much interested in them but recently I haven't played through a game that much and I don't know why either it just isn't my thing these days. I will pick up Journey though because as far as Indie games go this year might've been a crowning achievement for storytelling in them, Mcpixel proved that you don't need to make sense to make sense, Thomas was alone proved that you don't need to see a character to feel for them and Journey apperently taught us that not every human being is a dick. That last part seems very farfetched though.

-adios,D.

Not today, I have a migraine

Your mom probably said that once.Enough blowing for one day.

-adios,D.

Why are there so many Zombies these days?

 I am a little late with todays comic but I watched the third Batman movie(again) the past two to three hours so I'd advise you not to take a fight with me right now! I must say, the second time watching this movie it loses a lot of the problems I had with it, the characters I didn't like the first time watching this weren't actually so bad when you got enough time to think about them and follow them with a little more knowledge and the characters who were good the first time around were just as awesome this time. One thing I have to ask everyone who watched this movie is this though, why the fuck does the nuclear REACTOR(it's not intended to be a bomb) have a friggin timer on it that says when it's gonna blow up? Yeah Bruce Wayne knew that the thing COULD explode but he didn't intend that for the thing. -adios,D.