Psyche!

 Ha-hah!So I made you all think this thing had nothing to do with the main storyline while infact....ok I think I didn´t plan this out correctly...Please spare me any insults for me failing here, my wisdom teeth have been pulled out and I´m under...ok basically just the most minor painkillers you can get but it counts! I mean look at Philip, he´s sick as well and he has CLEARLY lost his mind(proof for that should be the last comics commentsection) so me being wrong in my planning under painkillers is fully okay!

-adios,D.

P.S.:I only got one side pulled and it really is not a pleasure....not sure when I´ll let the dentist do my left two teeth.

P.P.S.:Philip is sick,don´t ask what he has he´s just...sick...

Complete remake

I´m sorry for letting Philip upload the last comic and I honestly regret doing so...can you imagine sitting somewhere having stuff to do and then you take out your mobile phone to look if the comic is updated and all you read is latin?LATIN?! But there is a good thing about that, it brings me to my next few topics, as school is drawing to a close for me and I am getting closer to whatever dreams I have for the future, the same is happening to Philip. I will never again have latin in my entire LIFE and I am now certified with the fact that I can speak it. What the end of school means for the comic is that during my current vacation I will most probably work on the storyarc again and go on with some of our planned events in the world of unlimited ammo such as the apereance of gregs mom and the circles of hell so stay tuned because the next few comics shall be one hell of a ride!

-adios,D.

I´ve always wondered about this

This week I actually focused on a question i did ask myself for years: if you die and go to heaven because you´ve kept away from all sinning for your entire life then in heaven...can you have fun(sin) there? I mean honestly you´re already up there and they´re not gonna throw you out unless you do something REALLY bad right? So...when you´re in heaven are you allowed to have sex without marrying?Can you marry in heaven? I´m sorry bros and broadettes but I just enjoy asking questions way too much I suppose...

-adios,D.

There were other posibilities

We could´ve gone with other questions too such as "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would" or "What would you do for a Klondike bar" but we came to realise that no other question is so universaly understood as what does Kevin Bacon smell like. Tom Hanks once answered that Kevin Bacon was the best smelling actor he ever played with, with a smug smile and the attitude of a comedian he answered a question that caused the whole universe to shake in it´s entirety.
I would much appreciate to have your answers to this question as well in the comments,feel free to tell us what Kevin Bacon smells like or other universally mysteries of the world.

-adios,D.

P.S.:Who was phone?Has someone ever been as far even as decided as to do more look like?But I do not dare ask more....the answer might change my opinion of EVERYTHING.

A little something about myself

As you may or may not have heard/known, my birthday was this week(28th of february) and I am now officialy 19 years old, I also like long walks at the beach and offending people. While the first three things you just learned didn#t have anything at all to do with todays comic,the last thing does apply, I LOVE insulting people and mostly for clishee'd reasons and that is how todays comic came to mind. In my defense, I thought of Texas IMMEDIATELY after I thought of heaven so in a way you might say that I think Texas is a divine and awesomely holy place.

-adios,D.

(In another way you may look at it this way though, I hate religion and Texans are just about the epitome of religiousness in public concious,don't blame me, Family guy made me think this way, go sue their manatees.)