Listen, I know you were all worried about my dick and the lack of info on it has been KILlING you but here's a few facts that you should've been aware of to begin with, I take great care of my dick and it damn well shows!
Seriously though I cannot stop smiling everytime I mention my dick, I'm a goddamned genius.
-adios,D, glorious emperor of the island nation of my dick.
Does the joke in the title make sense when you look at panel 3? Of course not.
Does the joke in the title call Philip small? Of course it does.
You be the judge of what is more important to me...also, has philip always had these pronounced ears?