Sunday, March 19, 2017

A speech on my dick

I've been informed that there is space in our budget for two more smaller islands...I might yet expend my dick with my balls.
Listen, I know you were all worried about my dick and the lack of info on it has been KILlING you but here's a few facts that you should've been aware of to begin with, I take great care of my dick and it damn well shows!
Seriously though I cannot stop smiling everytime I mention my dick, I'm a goddamned genius.

-adios,D, glorious emperor of the island nation of my dick.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

At least he's the right size to get in

My favourite quote from Tron 2:"I got in."
Does the joke in the title make sense when you look at panel 3? Of course not.
Does the joke in the title call Philip small? Of course it does.
You be the judge of what is more important to me...also, has philip always had these pronounced ears?

-adios,D.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Debilitating case of bonecancer

I don't know why this character can go fuck himself so hard but...no there is no but I just came up with this series of comics out of the evil in my heart I guess.

-adios,D.