Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Milkman Cometh

Fun Fact: We like to eat a candy that we call 'cancer'. It is the most artificial shit out there and will most likely give you cancer, but it tastes soooooo good.
Hey guys, Phil here. I was about to record some videos with Deniz when a literal flaming bald eagle came through his window and attacked him or something. It doesn't really matter though. What matters is that he is not here today.

But I am. And I can finally talk about some "controversial" opinions of mine. I do really, really believe that it is best to pour your Milk into the cereal bowl BEFORE you pour in the cereal. This way you get the best ratio of crispy flakes and soggy shit. Also the milk then isn't soiled by that sugary phlegm of hell. Come to think of it... I should replace the cereal with milk. This way I get to enjoy ONLY the things I like in a cereal. Milk and EVEN MORE MILK!

Lactose tolerant to the max,
- P

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Fair and even retaliation to racism

Haven't had a Greg centric comic in a while....oh boy we shouldn't have one in the near future.
I've been trying to get halfway decent at Street Fighter 5 so hard these past two weeks. I'm pretty sure I've failed miserably. As a Tekken player the timing on Street Fighter is so slightly different that it puts me off and the fact that I haven't actually played a fighting game since Injustice which is vastly different from both other games mentioned here didn't help either. But I'll keep at it!


Sunday, February 12, 2017

Valentines day, a day to celebrate your...friends?

Patrick Philip Dress. Why has my beard gotten so bushy?
This wasn't an actual exchange between Philip and me, it all happened in my head between me and another version of me. Both of which love Patrick but only one of which likes valentines day.


Sunday, February 5, 2017

Stickers and political satire

*clap clap clap clap*
So I bought Street Fighter 5 last week because I got into the youtube videos for that again and I can't wait for Tekken 7 to come out, so I thought SF5 would last me the while.
Fuck Street Fighter.
The timing in that game is so hard to get down man! Tekken feels so fluent for me, street fighter has(in my feeling, I might be wrong) so many different timings between inputs and the kind of inputs you have to put in feel so weird for someone who never spent much time in the arcade. It's weird and different and I don't like it and I'll play it until my hands fall of or I understand the damned game!